Jordan aka Katie Price is pleased with Peter Andre's recovery
Jordan Impatient with The Patient
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Published on Tue 05 June 2007 by IanMcShane
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Jordan aka Katie Price is pleased with Peter Andre's recovery |
Dainty, ladylike Katie Price, the Audrey Hepburn of our generation, has revealed that squealing Aussie fruitbat Peter Andre is still not back to full strength following his death recovery from viral meningitis.
Poor Peter has lost a great deal of weight, especially from around his waist, meaning that that famous six-pack now resembles six underdeveloped conkers.
But all is not lost, as shy, demure Katie reveals.
"He hasn't lost any weight off his willy, so that's good. It's still nice and big," she told a clearly horrified New magazine, probably making a little bit of sick rise into their reporter's mouth.
"We've had sex," she continued, bovine eyes dully gleaming. "He's not completely better, but he didn't have any choice, bless him."
Not that it would have mattered if he had lost weight off his todger - it would probably have still been bigger than Dane Bowers' toe.
Poor Peter has lost a great deal of weight, especially from around his waist, meaning that that famous six-pack now resembles six underdeveloped conkers.
But all is not lost, as shy, demure Katie reveals.
"He hasn't lost any weight off his willy, so that's good. It's still nice and big," she told a clearly horrified New magazine, probably making a little bit of sick rise into their reporter's mouth.
"We've had sex," she continued, bovine eyes dully gleaming. "He's not completely better, but he didn't have any choice, bless him."
Not that it would have mattered if he had lost weight off his todger - it would probably have still been bigger than Dane Bowers' toe.
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