JONATHAN ROSS'S DOG 'INTERFERES' DURING SEX

DOGGY STYLE

Published on Thu 10 April 2008 by basko

JONATHAN ROSS'S DOG 'INTERFERES' DURING SEX

As far as horrific images go there can be few worse than this story. Jonathon Ross revealed on a chat show (hosted by Alexa Chung whose entire wardrobe is stolen from her grandma) that his pet dog once started licking his balls as he was having sex with his wife. (Just to clarify: the dog was licking Jonathan's balls not his (the dog's) own and it was Jonathan having sex with his wife, not the dog (having sex with his wife).

In a typical Ross quote he says:

"I'm lying on top of her and then I feel the dog. I didn't want to say to my wife, 'There's a dog licking my balls', so I started trying to shake it off. I could see her thinking, 'He's been watching porn or something', and she went, 'What are you doing?' I said, 'The dog's licking my balls', and she said, 'Get off!'

Sick. Bucket. Please

JONATHON ROSS, DOG, SEX, ALEXA CHUNG, JANE ROSS, CELEBRITY NEWS

pass it on print article

IT'S THE EBAY-CKHAMS
MUMMY'S BOY
EN-CYRUS-PAEDIA SHIT-TANICA
NEWSMOUND
FIGHTING TALK

BEYOND THE PALIN
DESPERATE DENIALS
PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON
SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		DapperDan on Thu 10 April 2008 said... I like his slutty wife
		Spong on Thu 10 April 2008 said... Wow - you read Digital Spy too?
		GeoffreyWode on Thu 10 April 2008 said... Fucking hell that would have made me spunk straightaway. I'm not a beastist but just imagine that feeling of someone licking your nads when your gruntmuscle is sliding in and out. I need a threesome....
		djskum on Thu 10 April 2008 said... He's a very lucky man, not talking about the dog incident but his wife is fucking fit!
		thundachick on Thu 10 April 2008 said... dog + wossy + sex = loss of lunch..
		zammosbird on Thu 10 April 2008 said... Rantallion: One whose scrotum is so relaxed as to be longer than his penis, i.e. whose shot pouch is longer that the barrel of his piece
		rainbow_brite on Thu 10 April 2008 said... Ewwww.... The thought of Wossy "doing his buisness" is horrible enough, but there had to be a randy dog in the story as well! Yuck!
		McCrack on Thu 10 April 2008 said... If you watch telly tonight you'll be able to find out HM's front page content in three days time.
		ChrisPeacock on Thu 10 April 2008 said... Mrs Ross is indeed most fucksome.
		McCrack on Thu 10 April 2008 said... I want that Alexa Chung bird, I like wossy's missus also.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 10 April 2008 said... I'd like to be the filling in an Alexa Chung/Miquita Oliver sandwich - alternately I'd just like to shag Jane Goldman.
		sirbuckle on Fri 11 April 2008 said... She's got the biggest pair of tits, they really are fearsome
		DeBouched on Fri 11 April 2008 said... I'm afraid that's far too much info. But his wife is not ineffable.
		Dames on Fri 11 April 2008 said... Goth wife and hippy/punk (same thing): great combination. Must be London then.
		POOSTRIPE on Sat 12 April 2008 said... rather the dog lick his balls than her having to.