French Messing
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Published on Fri 07 September 2007 by IanMcShane
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Jolie and Pitt enrol son in a private school |
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have enrolled their Cambodian son Maddox in a private school in New York, but of course it's not as simple as that.
The pair appear to be on a mission to confuse the poor little mite as much as possible, messing with his head until his little eyes begin to roll.
He is born in Cambodia, where Angelina claps eyes on him, steals him and takes him to New York. He has cameras following his every move and has to learn a new language with words such as 'paparazzi' and 'attention-seekers'.
Then he's dragged off to Africa so his parents can have their 'real' child in an exotic location. Now he’s sent to school.
A school called Lycee Francais de New York, which follows the French curriculum, meaning that all lessons are in French, so if the poor little sod hasn't had enough to put up with in his six years, now he has to learn a new language just to attend school.
I think I'd rather have Britney as a parent. Better still, Rose and Fred West.
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