Johnny Vegas, who looks as though he may keel over at any point but wouldn't have many takers to give him mouth to mouth, has allegedly
groped a woman on stage during his comedy set. Perhaps it's time for some new material...
It is reported that Johnny asked a girl, about 19 years old, to join him on stage before declaring he'd like to be "inside" her.
Sounds like Johnny had had one too many pints of Guinness again.
According to reports, he made her lie down and groped her in all the gropable areas before trying to pull up her skirt.
He was then said to have told the girl not to move or he'd kick her in the ribs. He had admitted earlier on that he had no jokes and had just turned up "to get laid".
But he can't keep using that excuse.
A journalist from the Guardian who was at the performance at Bloomsbury Theatre said:
"Since when is sexual assualt funny?"
His spokesperson has declined to comment, so until then we will reserve our judgment.