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JOHNNY VEGAS REPORTEDLY GROPES FAN DURING COMEDY SET

JOHNNY GO HOME

JOHNNY VEGAS REPORTEDLY GROPES FAN DURING COMEDY SET

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Johnny Vegas, who looks as though he may keel over at any point but wouldn't have many takers to give him mouth to mouth, has allegedly groped a woman on stage during his comedy set. Perhaps it's time for some new material...

It is reported that Johnny asked a girl, about 19 years old, to join him on stage before declaring he'd like to be "inside" her.

Sounds like Johnny had had one too many pints of Guinness again.

According to reports, he made her lie down and groped her in all the gropable areas before trying to pull up her skirt.

He was then said to have told the girl not to move or he'd kick her in the ribs. He had admitted earlier on that he had no jokes and had just turned up "to get laid".

But he can't keep using that excuse.

A journalist from the Guardian who was at the performance at Bloomsbury Theatre said:

"Since when is sexual assualt funny?"

His spokesperson has declined to comment, so until then we will reserve our judgment.

COMMENTS
goldentwattage on Fri 02 May 2008 said...
Fat, unfunny cunt.
dandyboy on Fri 02 May 2008 said...
"Until then we reserve judgement" So in that case why post it as a story?
MrBobDobalena on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
I wish I was famous.
Kitty on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
He was on QI the other day and was so unfunny and disruptive, he even managed to irritate the usually affable Stephen Fry.
zammosbird on Sat 03 May 2008 said...
he got plently of fucking neck
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Sun 04 May 2008 said...
god please someone kill him
Kitty on Sun 04 May 2008 said...
You know, it must be bad enough to be sexually assaulted, but to be sexually assaulted by a stinking, lardy, ugly unfunny comedian in front of hundreds of other people, is just taking the piss.
TokenH on Sun 04 May 2008 said...
Rapist eyes. And yeah, unfunny. This "celebrity" nonsense must be bashed in the head.
Kitty on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
Indeed. Along with Phil Jupitus.
thundachick on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
hmmm..wonder if hes ever "molested" the pg tips monkey?
MyraHindley on Mon 05 May 2008 said...
What a fat, ugly cunt. I bet he's got a smelly ball sack.
squidders on Thu 08 May 2008 said...
I saw Michael Pennington (that's his real name) at the Citadel in St Helens a few times before he got on TV. Fuck me he wasn't funny then either.
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