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JOHNNY DEPP APPROACHED TO FRONT CONDOM ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN

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JOHNNY DEPP APPROACHED TO FRONT CONDOM ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN

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Johnny Depp has reportedly been offered $10m be the public face of Trojan condoms. The company believes that the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' actor, who is apparently an advocate of safe sex, would give a great boost to their cause. But is promoting safe sex their real cause? I reckon shifting shed loads of condoms and making a pile of cash could have something to do with it...


Depp is yet to make a decision on the offer, but safe sex campaigners have come out in favour of the company's choice.

A spokeswoman for California's Safer Sex Awareness Campaign said:

"We'd welcome seeing a major Hollywood star helping to promote the cause. And there's no one bigger than Johnny."

There's no one bigger than Johnny? No wonder Vanessa Paradis always looks so happy.

COMMENTS
Razorjaw on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
What are comdoms?
MrsMoon on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
He should do it, only if he gives a personal demonstration on the correct way of putting one on.
TheGunt on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
Comdoms? Dunno
PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
I never think of Mr Depp as having a particularly big one...
thundachick on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
im with mrs moon on this one!! : P
ciderwithrosie on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
i would, with or without one
Razorjaw on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
HM has corrected the spelling mistake. How delicious.
MrsMoon on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
I'd ride him like a wild mustang...for the ad, to demonsrate the condoms effectiveness, you understand...
PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
Mr HM! You normally only take spelling corrections from me *is hurt*
nils on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
...in an attempt to make you look a fool.
JiggeryCock on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
'There's no one bigger than Johnny'. There's your fucking strapline, ad-whores! That'll be £10,000 please.
DickyM on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
MM makes me hard
thundachick on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
you go, mrs moon!..i dont mind your sloppy secionds!! :P
Dames on Mon 31 March 2008 said...
He's the choice for the more upwardly-positioned goth everywhere. But a goth is a goth is a fat fucking pie-eating, internet-obsessed, own-fat-smelling goth.
BustySinclair on Tue 01 April 2008 said...
Dames, you don't like goths or metros - who do you like?
Dames on Tue 01 April 2008 said...
(I thought I submitted 'fart' btw) I like Tox07
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