THIS ISN'T RIGHT, I'M TORN

Please God, don't let this be true but it is being reported that Johnny Borrell, the most thundering ego in music is currently making romantic advances to perfect pop pixie Natalie Imbruglia, and to date she hasn't punched him in the face and called the police.

It seems the pair met at a party on Valentine's Day, with Johnny probably attending with a large mirror so he could be close to his true love all night. An un-named source said,

"Johnny was instantly attracted to Natalie. He told her he was a huge fan and suggested they meet to discuss working together in the future."

Which is probably the line he used on the barely legal Emma Watson the other week, though she had the good sense to keep the scraggly-headed warbler at arm's length. Surely Natalie wouldn't fall for his guff? He's no Willy Borrell after all.

"He gave her his phone number and whispered that he would love to see her again."

The 'source' declares that the pair have spent hours chatting on the phone ever since, most likely with Natalie phoning and begging to be left alone and Johnny gleefully 1471-ing until his fingers bleed.