JOHN TRAVOLTA'S HAIR DEFIES SCIENCE, LOGIC, FASHION AND COMMON SENSE

DONT TOUCH IT - IT'S STILL WET!

Published on Mon 04 February 2008 by HOLYMOLY!

JOHN TRAVOLTA'S HAIR DEFIES SCIENCE, LOGIC, FASHION AND COMMON SENSE

Did he get this out of a can?
John Travolta turned up at some Super Bowl party wearing what can only be described as a head merkin. Does he have no close friends? (Careful with that one.) Does his wife not look at him and wet her pants at the state of his bonce?

The guy looks like he answered an advert from the back of the 'Mail on Sunday'. It isn't even the same colour.
Let it go, John. Embrace the billiard ball.

And as for the foundation - BLEEURGH.

John travolta, hair, wig, ridiculous

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COMMENTS

		squealer on Mon 04 February 2008 said... That's a waxwork from Madame Tussauds.
		CuntyMcCunt on Mon 04 February 2008 said... It's more Louis Tussauds
		vitriol on Mon 04 February 2008 said... Shallow Hal's best buddy innit.
		Lilvixen on Mon 04 February 2008 said... He's turning into David Gest.
		WideOn on Mon 04 February 2008 said... I can assure you that it's not a waxwork...strangely enough I was at Madame Tussauds for a work party on Saturday night and got up close and personal with said his waxwork: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2224946&id=558670273
		Lil on Mon 04 February 2008 said... Bit on the "dusty" side aint it?
		sunchild on Mon 04 February 2008 said... Fred West more like - look at that simian jaw
		PaulieMafia on Mon 04 February 2008 said... Xenu's gonna get you all for laughing at JT's hair.
		Mommus on Fri 08 February 2008 said... Thetans have been haunting his follicles