John Travolta solves the mystery of US high school shootings

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Published on Wed 20 June 2007 by IanMcShane

John Travolta solves the mystery of US high school shootings

Clinical psychologists, wake up! It is safe to put away your pens and place the couch into storage. Your jobs are now redundant, thanks to the walking man-mental that is John Travolta.

Travolta has discovered (with a little help from his friends at the Church of Scientology) the reason behind every single high school shooting in the US and, surprisingly, it has nothing to do with Thetan embryos floating into teenage heads or rubbish food in the canteens.

So would a revolutionary idea like not allowing misfit and moody teenagers to have access to guns be the answer? Of course not! John has it all sussed, because SCIENTOLOGY HAS ALL THE ANSWERS!

"I still think that if you analyse most of the school shootings, it is not gun control, it is psychotropic drugs [that are] at the bottom of it," the deluded, wig-wearing buffoon commented.

See? It's not depression or mental health issues, it's those nasty drugs (prescribed by experts with years of medical training) that interfere with the body's naturally-occurring Engrams. Simple really, isn't it? What a fine moral code to follow.

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COMMENTS

		JoMama on Wed 20 June 2007 said... So in no way gay then, your man Travolta. You've had two cracks of the fame whip, you fat faced moomin, and have seemingly managed to fuck them both up. AND you're a man who likes another man's bottom. Add to that the fact that you are a zealot loon, and then ask yourself, 'Why am I even being asked to comment on this shit?'. Then FUCK RIGHT OFF and do Look Who's Talking three or some such shit. Cunty.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 20 June 2007 said... is not gun control, it is psychotropic drugs [that are] at the bottom of it.....yeah....that and the fact they're a bunch of gung-ho yanks who think they're Audie cunting Murphy
		JoMama on Wed 20 June 2007 said... Oh, and by the way, 'Wild Hogs.' Now button it.
		Cuntybollocks on Wed 20 June 2007 said... There's a lot to talk about here, but mainly I'd like to draw people's attention to the look on the face of the pap to the right of Travolta, who appears to be taking a photo of his arse and looks completely amazed by what he sees. Probably Tom Cruise's man-chowder dripping down the inside of his thighs, visible as the cunt is wearing leather hot pants.
		Dames on Wed 20 June 2007 said... wasn't he in that Silence of the Lambs sequel with top of head missing?
		Vileman on Wed 20 June 2007 said... 10 to 1 he's wearing leather chaps and no knickers.
		Sundaeg1rl on Wed 20 June 2007 said... Fucker's wearing a bandanna to stop his brain floating away. Didn't Travolta complain about Mr. Bungle using his name for one of their songs? I think they had to rename it. Maybe he could do something useful, e.g. finding out if it really was Diet Pepsi that gave Michael J. Fox the Parkinsons...
		Ingrate on Wed 20 June 2007 said... Both paps have definitely spotted something Travolta has forgotten to remove
		DeirdreChambers on Wed 20 June 2007 said... CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT. When will people stop even reporting the vile counter-productive filth spouted by ill-educated, brainless, cunting cunts like him? God I'm so annoyed I could fly to Hollywood and shoot this closet case, FUCKER! GRRRRRRRRRR! (and as a psychologist can I just say stay the fuck out of what you don't understand you third rate, syrup wearing CUNT! - you don't see me trying to act - though you don't seem to really put that much effort in either - so don't try to do my job.)
		on Wed 20 June 2007 said... Finding out that Travolta was gay was the straw that finally broke the dromedary's back. For many years he had been a role model to me. What real man amongst you can honestly say that they haven't strolled down the high street swinging a can of dulux matt emulsion (magnolia), a little skip in your step, humming "Stayin' Alive". Fuck off, of course you have, don't fucking lie! I could put up with the Scientology, that stupid fucking hair, the weight gain, but, a bonesmoker for fucks sake?!!!!! I can't go into B&Q now for fear becoming a friend of Dorothy...
		DickMarsh on Wed 20 June 2007 said... Yes, he poos very easily these days thats for sure
		lotusnz on Thu 21 June 2007 said... SCIENTOLOGY OR ISLAM TAKE YOUR PICK
		Terryeo on Thu 21 June 2007 said... DeirdreChambers says he/she is a psychologist and represents the job with a trash mouth. School violence isn't reduced by such language. And psychiatrists are completely free to perscribe any amount and any combination of psychotropic drugs and NOT BE RESPONSIBLE. We demand much more of medical doctors. Travolta's got a point.
		dandyboy on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Terryeo, in case you're not familiar with this site, the point of it is to use a 'trash mouth' as much as possible. And if you think Travolta's 'got a point' by making a sweeping statement that all these shootings are caused by every protagonist taking too many psychotropic drugs then maybe you need to learn a bit more about psychiatry yourself.
		Sundaeg1rl on Thu 21 June 2007 said... I agree with everything LD says. However, I'd respect him a lot more if he gave this shit up and came out. Also, I hold B&Q entirely for my collection of powertools and penchant for the ladies.
		Vileman on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Terryeo, just to reitterate what dandyboy said, fuck off you cunt.
		DOGPAS on Thu 21 June 2007 said... is it me or are this Scientologist Fuckers raising their profile..., SCI-FI Religion believing dumbfucks...., can't we recalssify them as friend's of Bin Laden & then send all the cunts to Guantanamo Bay?
		JiggeryCock on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Terryeo - Go to a dictionary and look up misanthropy and keep doing it until you get it right. Either that or have a thrashing curry and a really big dump
		JoMama on Thu 21 June 2007 said... I'm growing increasingly worried for you, Lord D. Snap out of it, I'm sure its just a phase. And as for you Terryeo, you knob-faced hairy dog's cock yank cunt. And yes, I'm betting I'm either right, or I really don't care anyway, you are still a fucking yank. You REALLY don't want any of this, so do yourself a favour, fuck off and keep that pile of shit you spout back in your oh so clean and untrashy mouth. You absolute lobotomy job. I'm on no drugs at all and would still quite happliy give you a shotgun enema.
		Cuntybollocks on Thu 21 June 2007 said... I was going to let Terryeo's rant go because he's clearly a total anus and I hadn't bothered to read it fully. However since it's got everyone's knickers in a twist I thought I'd have a look and my goodness, what a cunt he really is. If you think Psychiatrists can just go about prescribing drugs without thought of consequence you're fucking ignorant. We license these people and they are governed by law. Scientologist = Cunt. It's pretty simple really. As for Lotusnz, that's a bit inflammatory man. The only thing Scientology and Islam have in common is that the practitioners you read about in the press tend to be total cunts.
		DickMarsh on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Terryeo, get ur head down my fucking toilet now and prepare to be buggered into the middle of next week
		on Thu 21 June 2007 said... I think terryeo has a point
		on Thu 21 June 2007 said... dons cape and mask.................terryeo is clearly a repressed homosexual and would feel much better if he just admitted it, to himself more than anybody else. Wanking over pictures of John Travolta does make you gay terry, and an ubercunt to boot!
		on Thu 21 June 2007 said... I'm sorry Terryeo I think I missheard you there old son. "Travolta's got a point". Right...Erm...the thing is Terryeo, it's just that...well...HE BELIEVES WE'RE ALL FUCKING ALIENS YOU TOTAL AND UTTER RECTAL DISCHARGE! Fuck me you must be dumb as teak if you think ol' John boy is functioning with all his marbles. I'm with JoMama on this as well, I bet you're a bloody yank. If you're not then frankly you're evidently short of a few key bits of the old grey matter yourself. Now run along, find a nice quiet spot somewhere and hang yourself you unbelievably sanctimonious little cunt.
		JoMama on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Terry-a-hole, I'm with Jomama too. No, I, like, erm, REALLY am. She's shit.
		on Thu 21 June 2007 said... are you happy now? he's dead!!!!......................pokes limp, bloodied body of terryeo........JoMama puts one last kick in........DickMarsh starts to undo belt.........
		pondscum on Thu 21 June 2007 said... It's funny, I wanted to kill lots of people BEFORE I went on the happy-tabs. I think this cunt has got things the wrong way round, although I am prepared to forgo my tabs for a couple of days so I can off the cunt (and his dwarf boyfriend). Evening all.
		Geoff Wode on Thu 21 June 2007 said... He's got his own Jumbo Jet. Parked in his fucking driveway with a pilot on hand if he fancies a quick fly. What the fuckitty fuck have you dolescummers got planned for tonight? Pot noodle and a posh wank I presume.
		Riley on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Fuck me Geoff, of course youre right, he's got a jet parked on his driveway. That MUST mean he's better than us!
		JiggeryCock on Thu 21 June 2007 said... Well Geoff, I plan to break into laughing boys big old plane and have a not so posh wank all over the inside and I'm warning you now - I cum blood!
		on Thu 21 June 2007 said... I like Geoff
		JoMama on Fri 22 June 2007 said... Geoff, you're a cock knocker. I don't like flying, but I hate having a dick in my arse even more. I imagine. Hence, I'm happy with the ball-slathering I just recieved form a sweet young hoochie, whilst my feet stayed firmly on the ground! Now cock off!