TRAVOLTA OUT, AND A TROUT

Hey, are these crazy guys playing with our heads or what? John Travolta and Jodie Foster both wheeled their beautifully-hidden sexualities into the same room to take part in the 'Hollywood Reporter Power 100 Breakfast', which sounds more like a radio show in Leicester than a newsworthy media event.

Queen Latifah also attended but had the good grace not to comment on issues over her sexuality, the rough old lezzer.

Maybe Travolta and Foster are aware of the 'rumours' circulating regarding their sexuality, but it seems an odd co-incidence that both would choose that particular meal in which to make ambiguous statements about which number bus they prefer to be travelling upon.

First up was Foster, who declared in that manly, husky growl that made even Hannibal Lecter nervous, that she regarded herself as 'a professional' and 'a gentleman'. Hell of a way to come out. Then Travolta tootsied up to the podium and delivered this frankly baffling speech...

"I woke up saying, 'What dress do I wear today,' because I'm a woman who believes in the power of women, I said, 'Wear the suit.'"

Righty ho! The clues were there after all. The dressing as a pilot, the close friendship with Tom Cruise and the pictures of him kissing another man on the lips were merely teasers. Or maybe he's just messing with us? Damn you, Travolta, and your subtle ways!