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JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

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JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

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Jodie Marsh was on GMTV yesterday morning, oh the glamour of morning TV, to speak to Lorraine Kelly about THOSE breasts. And after her appearance the whole set had to be replaced due to the amount of fake tan left all over the sofas. Apparently.
Jodie explained why she had the boob job, which many people are labelling the most ridiculous breasts in the world ever.

"I did have quite big boobs, natural big boobs," she said. "And as any woman with big boobs knows, they don't stay pert and firm forever - they don't. And of course, when gravity takes it toll, you're left with boobs that really only look good in a push up bra – which is what mine had become. And I'd got to a point where I was like, I want them to look like this all the time, I don't want to have to keep pushing them up. Also, you feel a bit fake if you do ever have to take your bra off."

She must get the same feeling when she takes her face off.

And this is what she said to the surgeon:

"I said to the surgeon at the time, 'I want them to look like how they look in a push-up bra, but I want them to look like that all the time. And I want them to sit up on their own – I don't want to have to wear a push-up bra,' and he did exactly what I wanted. And I said "I don't want them to be ridiculous."

But obviously her demand was so ridiculous, he just laughed in her face.

Well at least Jodie likes them.

COMMENTS
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
one word: YUK!
Bunglist on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
she is a foul disgusting human being with nothing to offer.... yes, i would give her one.
blaxa on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
I wonder if that was the same 'surgeon' that fucked up her nose?
HeroicDose on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Is she wearing gingham? Whore.
dearlord on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
what did she wear for her early morning appearance?!?
dearlord on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
what did she wear for her early morning appearance?!?
Person on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
As an old and wise agricultural labourer once said to me regarding a woman similar in morals and appearance to the one pictured above: "I definitely would, like; but I'd have to muck her out wi' spade first".
Kitty on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
" .........I want them to sit up on their own – I don't want to have to wear a push-up bra........." So what the fucking hell is the pringle nosed cum recepticle doing wearing a push up bra for in that pic (and many more Ive seen her in since the tit op?)
CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Judging from that photo she'll be playing Aunt Sally in Wurzel Gummidge - the Slutty Years. 'Pass me my singing head Aunt Sally' - 'Singing head? How about I just give you head...' Shit, I'm making MYSELF sick. Where did I put that Fiery Jack?
thundachick on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
her next op..an eye transplant so she can see how rediculous it is to have buttocks stitched to her chest..she really is useless old baggage isnt she?
dandyboy on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
When you're so low even Jordan considers you a laughing stock you know you're fucked.
itsjustsomoving on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Jodie Marsh used to wear two push up bras!... erm... I read somewhere (blushes)
metooyou on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
a tit wank will do me
Dames on Thu 24 April 2008 said...
Love the hate from the fatso and metros above. Hey but as we've seen, wish hard enough and you lot get what you really want: Lily Allen with her treetrunk legs, pimple tits and contrived slackarse agenda... basically.
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