THE BUS OF DOOM CREAKS INTO ANOTHER STATION

It just gets better and better...
A mole writes:

"I attended the Birmingham audition for Jodie Marsh's new reality show to find a husband. The numbers at this were much better with 19 attending. However, out of those 19 there was myself and a friend that did it for a laugh and a stag group of six, one dressed as a whoope cushion who had a bit too much to drink and went in for a laugh. One was also a reporter for a radio station in Wales, and one actor who worked with Will Mellor.

Many avid Marsh fans and anti-fans will be pleased to know another auditionee was sexymatty who she discussed on her online blog back in October where she had dirty MSN chats with and is 18 years old. He auditioned twice yesterday, and said he shared a kiss with Jodie Marsh in the auditions. What was odd about this was, he didn't sit in the proper waiting area and was kind of granted automatic entry.

She kept the auditionees waiting for two and a half hours where she demanded a vegetarian sausage sandwich and posed outside the said club.

Also, a member of the production team let slip that the whole audition process and auditionees who appeared and applied through the post and over the internet may not be involved as they say could find love in the street or in a nightclub, and he would be the boyfriend."

Now I don't really understand that last paragraph, but I'm guessing it means that they will ignore the fact that people are supposed to audition, therefore could quite possibly hire a male prostitute to win.

It also highlights the fact that she is trying to get guys she has already chewed up and spat out back on the show.

Tragic. Watchable, but tragic.