Jodie Marsh has found four prospective husbands

Loving The Alien

Published on Fri 27 July 2007 by IanMcShane

Jodie Marsh has found four prospective husbands

Jodie Marsh's MTV-sponsored search for a husband has been narrowed down to four 'lucky' men (presumably called Pestilence, War, Famine and Death) as the loons, self harmers and senile were tossed aside like burnt sofas on a Middlesbrough council estate.

Talking with typical delusion, Marsh told one journalist: "I'm going into this with my eyes open. The four guys I'm seeing, I'd bet my house on it they don't just want to be famous. They've got good careers of their own, I know they're not all about that. They genuinely like the real me."

And to be fair to the shovel-nosed, talent-free exhibitionist, there's little chance of them being famous, though 'professional masturbator' wasn't a career the last time I looked.

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COMMENTS

		ScarletVonFist on Fri 27 July 2007 said... 1.2.3...All together now, she's a lady!!!!
		DOGPAS on Fri 27 July 2007 said... I'd still do it though..., saggy tits n all....
		AnnieBounce on Fri 27 July 2007 said... uuuugggg....she is just vile, really horrible, deluded, saggy, haggy, smelly type of women, who will end up living in a bedsit with fag butts on the windowsill, yellow cigarette hair, and dogs just running about licking her manky face and shitting all over the show. When she is in hospital around 55-60ish getting her fiftieth vaginal/anal prolapse fixed the docs will be treated to the delights that are her classy tattoos - especially the Pornstar one on her belly. Everytime shes on TV shes either smoking, eating shit, or wearing belts around her tits - what a fine example your are to other women Jodie - truly inspirational..
		HalfdeadFred on Fri 27 July 2007 said... I want a nose like that too
		JiggeryCock on Fri 27 July 2007 said... 'The Real Me'? I thought Ms Marsh only existed in any real sense, within the confines of the cathode ray tube. Take away a TV camera pointing at her and there's nothing left exept a load of old Botox. Sorry to get all existential on y'all 'n shit.
		Kermit on Fri 27 July 2007 said... Is she wearing some sort of dental prosthesis or something similarly scary and huuuuuge? Every time I see her, it's not her "mine are so real" tits that I stare at, it's her fucking whiter than white teeth- they are really fucking disturbing, especially as an adornment in the middle of her Tango face.... Don't get me started with that trumpet in the middle of her nose! Her advertisement on the London tube makes commuters react quite strongly too: I saw some waiting passengers getting violently sick after the tube pulled away and they were confronted with the huge poster of that vile bint asking "who will take her up the aisle?".
		Ingrate on Fri 27 July 2007 said... 'Narrowed down' to four? It was two at last count
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 27 July 2007 said... Won't ask how you know that one Ingrate but hope you're not one of the poor bastards!!! It's the horse I feel sorry for in that photo...having that stench-ridden rotten clam on its' back...
		legzeleven on Fri 27 July 2007 said... she wisely took up the offer of a complimentary tooth whitening session from 'cosmetic surgery live' presented by Feltz, and took it a little too far. she now wanders the planet in all her spadeface cumbucket glory looking like a UV bulb is hidden under her tongue.
		strangelad on Fri 27 July 2007 said... Is she pictured riding one of her prospective suitors? I doubt that even he'd touch the sides, she probably wakes up in the mornings and finds that her drunk neighbours have parked up there.