JODIE MARSH AND NEW BOOBS OUT FOR LAUNCH OF BAR

SOUP OF THE DAY

Published on Thu 17 April 2008 by Mopsa

JODIE MARSH AND NEW BOOBS OUT FOR LAUNCH OF BAR

Jodie Marsh and her new boobs were out on the town last night for the launch of a bar in London's 'trendy' Leicester Square. Which is only really 'trendy' if you are a tourist. And Jodie, looking like a Walt Disney character, had squeezed her boobs into such a small low cut bra (with tassels, obviously) we thought they may have popped from the pressure.

Some other 'celebs' were at the launch too, like those twins from Big Bother, another person from Big Brother, another person from the Big Brother before that one, someone from EastEnders, someone from EastEnders who's now in the Bill, vive versa etc etc.

So all in all a classy night out for all.

And all the ingredients for a delicious cunt soup.

JODIE MARSH, NIKI GRAHAM, BOOB JOB, LEICESTER SQUARE, EASTENDERS, THE BILL, soup of the day

pass it on print article

I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
NOT A SHARP MOVE
MOTHER KNOWS BEST
FEELING FRUITY
NEWSMOUND

SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
LITERALLY 'LITERALLY AMAZING'
WORST. MARKETING. IDEA. EVER.
NEWSMOUND

COMMENTS

		thingymabob on Thu 17 April 2008 said... meh!
		dearlord on Thu 17 April 2008 said... who the hell's she in the pink?! light a bomb under the lot of them.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Fuckin' 'ell it's Tutenkhamun's death mask!
		thundachick on Thu 17 April 2008 said... in the pic, skeezy cunt marsh looks like she got trapped wind and is trying to push a quiet one out..
		ComradeDuch on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Marsh, Pink dunno, pair dunnos, Marsh and gay, pair dunnos, twin dunnos, Marsh, dunno, Aishleyne off Screenwipe, dunno. How many did I get right? And where is this Aberdeen Angus bar?
		Kermit on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Poor vile Jodie Marsh... you might have decided to get rid of your cheap Stanford Le Hope extensions, but you still look like a tangoed cheap bint from Essex with a freaky nose. Who gives you fashion advice? those boots man....didn't know people still wore snake cowboy boots...maybe i've missed something? The line of Z listers who attended the event - from the queen of gurning Nicky to the blander than porridge twins- represents well the type of people who are so desperate to stay in the public eye that they would join Jodie Marsh for a spot of clubbing in that appalling place called Leicester Square, full of hot dog street sellers, fat tourists and Capital Radio- home of the Doctor Fox please!
		MerylHighground on Thu 17 April 2008 said... She's starting to morph into David Gest. In fact, all of a sudden he's strangely attractive by comparison, a thought that fucking scares the life out of me
		azur36 on Thu 17 April 2008 said... what the hell is the thing in the last photo? Man woman or hybrid???
		SaleoftheCentury on Thu 17 April 2008 said... That girl in the pink actually looks like someone has cut a head out of another magazine and stuck it on, or its a cut out arm and head from a decapitation or something. I'm glad that I stayed in last night and watched my fingernails grow.
		fernoid on Thu 17 April 2008 said... azur, the one in the last photo is drag queen Jodie Harsh (I think) and in these pics she's almost certainly better looking than the Essex original.
		Relfio on Thu 17 April 2008 said... where the hell are her nipples?
		dearlord on Thu 17 April 2008 said... that is Jodie Harsh - but who is the pink effort?? i really have no clue. HM why are you making me care??
		itsjustsomoving on Thu 17 April 2008 said... I'll tell you what Jodie... It doesn't look good gel.
		claire on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Jodie needs to get a needle and thread out- that top is unravelling.
		Bunter on Thu 17 April 2008 said... No Jody. Making your tits look comedically huuge doesn't deflect attention from your, quite frankly, weird shaped nose. And your valiant efforts at trowelling on the Superdrug make-up counter still doesn't disguise it, or the fact that you are in fact pug fucking ugly. I'm not going to mention the clothes.
		Fakeycakemaker on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Put 'em away for fucks sake - there's never a nail bomb around when you want one is there?
		Shitehawk on Thu 17 April 2008 said... I wish someone would launch them all into space and then fall asleep at mission control
		blaxa on Thu 17 April 2008 said... I think the one in the pink is Lyndsey Dawn Mackenzie who used to model for the Daily Sport about 9 or 10 years ago. She went out with one of the Eastenders' guys - one of the italian brothers from a few years back. When JM first came out the two of them were going to start their own fashion label. Please kill me.
		thebawbag on Thu 17 April 2008 said... What's with the little strange shaped bulge down below on the last pic?
		ChrisPeacock on Thu 17 April 2008 said... speechless
		vitriol on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Shame you didn't get the picture of them all boarding the sunshine bus to hell.
		DickyM on Fri 18 April 2008 said... Everyone everywhere is just fucking awful arnt they, I weep sometimes
		RoyKeane on Fri 18 April 2008 said... For once I really cant think of anything that is nasty enough to put into words how I feel after reading that