J-LO'S HUSBAND CALLS HIMSELF THE BURP WHISPERER
LOVE DON'T COST A WIND
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Published on Fri 14 March 2008 by keeley
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J-LO'S HUSBAND CALLS HIMSELF THE BURP WHISPERER |
Like any new parent, J-Lo's troll-like husband, Marc Skeletor Anthony is eager to establish a bond with his newborn twins.
Unlike most parents, Marc Anthony has created a TERRIFYING nickname for himself to endear the poor mites to him.
Ladies and gentlemen, he is known as the 'burp whisperer'.
BURP. WHISPERER.
Welcome to the world mini J.Los, I am your father and I have come to tuck you in and whisper sweet burps in your ear.
Burps no doubt tainted with the smell of death as the air passes through his rickety, cadaver-like body. *Shivers*
Ladies and gentlemen, he is known as the 'burp whisperer'.
BURP. WHISPERER.
"I'm so excited. I'm so hands-on with them that the household developed a nickname for me. They call me the Burp Whisperer," he said.
Welcome to the world mini J.Los, I am your father and I have come to tuck you in and whisper sweet burps in your ear.
Burps no doubt tainted with the smell of death as the air passes through his rickety, cadaver-like body. *Shivers*
JLo,
Marc Anthony,
burp whisperer,
scary,
new parenbts,
pregnant celebrities,
celebrity mothers,
celebrities
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