REPEAT OFFENSIVE

Just when you're starting to feel a little bit better about the world and the various out-of-touch celebrities who people it, along comes Jennifer Lopez to remind us that we are utterly, utterly doomed.

When approached by a charitable organisation for a raffle donation, Jennifer generously donated a dress worth $10,000. All fine so far. Then she realised she had some black bin bags full of unwanted items out the back and tried to foist them off on the charity.

Her twins' clothes. Some doting parents put some baby clothes to one side, perhaps to re-use for another child or even to take them out and gaze at them, reminding themselves of how small their little treasures once were. Not Jennifer.

A source revealed to showbizspy.com: "She also offered some of Max and Emme's clothes, telling organizers that she never lets them 'repeat' outfits. But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over $1,000 each."

She never lets them 'repeat' outfits. God forbid they'd be seen in the same thing twice! And the final proof that J.Lo (if not the world) has gone stark raving mad (apart from the fact that people make baby clothes costing more than $1000)? Max and Emme are just five months old.