JESSICA ALBA REVEALS THE NAME OF HER UNBORN CHILD

ALBA'S PUSSY GALORE

Published on Thu 03 April 2008 by roryk

JESSICA ALBA REVEALS THE NAME OF HER UNBORN CHILD

OK, so Jessica Alba might officially be the sexiest woman in the world (in the opinion of spotty teenage geek FHM readers anyway), but that in no way excuses her from being a dick. And a dick she will be if reports are true about what she plans to name her child.

The 26-year-old, who is expecting her first child with her movie producer boyfriend Cash Warren, revealed the child's name when she got a bracelet engraved at a jewellery store in LA.

So what name did she go for?

'Honor'.

Not a bad name in itself - didn't do Honor Blackman too much harm, although I don't think I'd lname my daughter after Pussy Galore - it's more the reason she gave for the name that makes her a dick.

A source who spoke to the jewellery store's owner blabbed:

"She [the owner] said she loved the name too, Honor, and said Jessica picked it because she felt it was an honor to have Cash's baby."

Pass me the bucket quick...

Here are some pictures of the happy couple from a recent premiere.

JESSICA ALBA, NAME, UNBORN CHILD, sexiest woman in the world, cash warren, honor,

pass it on print article

JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		fuckwit on Thu 03 April 2008 said... As long as her middle names isn't Killing, she should be fine.
		Bunter on Thu 03 April 2008 said... No. The middle name's been decided as Goodshiplollypop. Poor child!
		DapperDan on Thu 03 April 2008 said... She could call my baby SHITFACE and i would still wear a huge grin.
		MissChampion on Thu 03 April 2008 said... That simply cannot be true, how dare she let down women in such a heinous manor.
		blaxa on Thu 03 April 2008 said... I give that relationship 6 months once the brat is out...
		thundachick on Thu 03 April 2008 said... well some celeb has to name their spawn something stupid after j-lo let us down by giving her kids normal names, so i spose fuckface alba may as well do it.
		BustySinclair on Thu 03 April 2008 said... Honor. Rumer. Hope it's not as ugly
		RoyKeane on Thu 03 April 2008 said... I like the name Pissflaps
		DeBouched on Fri 04 April 2008 said... Honor is a nice aspiration, but Doomed would be more objective.
		tosswipe on Fri 04 April 2008 said... see that bird who played pussy galore has had her fanny split in two... honor blackman? dunno what colour he was......