Jessica Alba has herpes, claims LA Rag Mag
Herpes Horror for Hispanic Honey?
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Published on Fri 10 August 2007 by BOURNE
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Jessica Alba has herpes, claims LA Rag Mag |
It's the news that will crush the dreams of thousands of sweaty-palmed geeks. Sweaty -palmed geeks who never stood a chance of even breathing the same air as her anyway, but what the hell. Lithe young actress Jessica Alba has, claims one of the LA gossip blogs, a rather nasty little STD.
LA Rag Mag is claiming the nubile 26-year-old star of the 'Fantastic Four' films caught the embarrassing itch that is herpes from New York Yankees baseball star Derek Jeter, a noted serial dater of celebrity skin.
Among Jeter's other conquests are Mariah Carey, assorted US TV presenting dollies and Jessica Biel; so as well as having to consider Mimi's manky mimsy, you might want to wonder whether Justin Timberlake, for all his SexyBack, is now afflicted with a scabby cock.
What a wonderful way to start the day.
Among Jeter's other conquests are Mariah Carey, assorted US TV presenting dollies and Jessica Biel; so as well as having to consider Mimi's manky mimsy, you might want to wonder whether Justin Timberlake, for all his SexyBack, is now afflicted with a scabby cock.
What a wonderful way to start the day.
Jessica Alba,
Derek Jeter,
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