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JESSICA ALBA GETS MARRIED ON THE QUIET

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Hopefully Jessica Alba may cheer up for a while after it was revealed that she married in secret on Monday. Well, sources claim that the marriage was secret – perhaps it was just a normal wedding without the picture rights being sold for millions of pounds?

Jessica (who these days is rarely seen without a scowl on her face as she comes to terms with her incredible looks and monumental amounts of money) reportedly married Cash Warren, with whom she is expecting a baby this summer. The rumour was confirmed by Jessica's representative, who released the joyous news  but failed to reveal whether it put a smile on Alba's sullen chops.

Still, it's nice to see a couple remembering that a wedding is about loved ones and family rather than exclusive picture rights and stilted poses on the cover of a magazine. It'll be interesting to see if they can resist the temptation again when the baby is born. My money's on the 'My Baby Joy' headlines and Jessica managing to squeeze out a smirk for OK! magazine.



COMMENTS
kickmewenimdown on Wed 21 May 2008 said...
so?
rachael on Thu 22 May 2008 said...
WHO THE FUCK WOULD MARRY ANYONE CALLED CASH WARREN? solatious TURd that he is She doesnt smile anymore because she realised she is going to have a bastard baby.
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