Hopefully
Jessica Alba may cheer up for a while after it was revealed that she
married in secret on Monday. Well, sources claim that the marriage was secret – perhaps it was just a normal wedding without the picture rights being sold for millions of pounds?
Jessica (who these days is rarely seen without a scowl on her face as she comes to terms with her incredible looks and monumental amounts of money) reportedly married Cash Warren, with whom she is expecting a baby this summer. The rumour was confirmed by Jessica's representative, who released the joyous news but failed to reveal whether it put a smile on Alba's sullen chops.
Still, it's nice to see a couple remembering that a wedding is about loved ones and family rather than exclusive picture rights and stilted poses on the cover of a magazine. It'll be interesting to see if they can resist the temptation again when the baby is born. My money's on the 'My Baby Joy' headlines and Jessica managing to squeeze out a smirk for OK! magazine.