JEREMY CLARKSON ACCUSED OF USING HIS MOBILE WHILE DRIVING

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Published on Wed 12 March 2008 by keeley

JEREMY CLARKSON ACCUSED OF USING HIS MOBILE WHILE DRIVING

Disagreeable bunion Jeremy Clarkson might face prosecution for allegedly driving whilst speaking on his mobile phone.

The right-wing fool, who is more annoying when he's right than when he's wrong, was snapped yapping into his phone by a couple who sent the pics to The Mirror who passed them on to the police.

"We are taking this matter very seriously and will be collecting all the available evidence to see whether there is a case to answer," said the police in a statement.

To which, TV's Jeremy 'HILARIOUS' Clarkson apparently answered.

"Er, that isn't a phone. Look, I write a column for another newspaper. I'm not allowed to talk to you."

That's right, it wasn't a phone in your hand, Mr Clarkson. It was a dildo.

Just like you.

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COMMENTS

		fuckwit on Wed 12 March 2008 said... Why is anyone surprised? Everyone talks on their phone while they're driving. Literally every fucking one. You lot do - and you're all cunts for doing so Since when do we look to Jezza for right-on advice about motoring? Sanctimonious cunts, just cos he writes for Murdoch
		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 12 March 2008 said... that comment was surreal
		Hatstand on Wed 12 March 2008 said... Oh Dear Has he offended your leftie "Right On" views. This is a man who advocates removing all police speed cameras, doing away with congestion charges and he smokes (Dear God!) I don't think Jezza is going to be too fucked about some snide little grey people sending photos of him. In fact it say more about this country becoming a nasty, spying little leftie enclave than it does about him. A couple photographed him? Isn't that against the law too????
		fuckwit on Wed 12 March 2008 said... Hang on, I'm on Jezza's side here...
		Dollydagger on Wed 12 March 2008 said... Plod just loves to get in the papers by "taking very seriously" pix of celebs fucking around from which they know there is not a chance in hell of ever getting a prosecution.
		spqr on Wed 12 March 2008 said... "Adam Blake, 22, and Hayley Byford, 21, claim they saw Clarkson on the phone as he did 70mph (112kph) in a 1970s Mercedes on the M40 in Oxfordshire." Pair of grass cunts. I hope they get en masse "JUDAS!" catcalls when they go into the pub on Friday.
		mersault on Wed 12 March 2008 said... I'm afraid you've rather mis-read your audience HM. Unless you're with the sad sacks of shit who took a pic of JC on his mobile and then sent it to the Mirror....almost as pathetic as re-running this fucking non-story.
		ScarletVonFist on Wed 12 March 2008 said... Jerermy Clarkson's head is so up his own arse I am suprised he could actually make a call on his mobile, prick!
		TouchingCloth on Wed 12 March 2008 said... It's hardly the worst crime in the world but he deserves being taken down a peg or two, the smug prick.
		DickyM on Wed 12 March 2008 said... He makes me laugh sometimes, so fuck off
		djskum on Wed 12 March 2008 said... You fucking lefty pinko cunt HM! Shame he didn't run any yoghurt weaving, anti capitalist, pathetic grass fuckwits over whilst he was at it!!! Agree with the nasty little leftwing enclave comment! Jezza for Prime Minister!
		furiousfrog on Wed 12 March 2008 said... Oh ffs! I just love you "Top Gear" viewers, who idolise Jezza, whilst clinging desperately onto your mid-life crisis as you fade slowly into your forties - all because he epitomises your sick little right wing upper-lower middle britain mentality. How the fuck does reporting Jeremy Clarkson make them a lefty spying enclave? Why not a nazi-state? Oh wait, then that doesn't give you an excuse to bash the yoghurt weavers. Or is that just something you pontificate about to your drinking buddies over a pint of boddingtons in a shocking display of inverted snobbery? For what it's worth, your mate "Jezza" wouldn't piss on your burning body unless it was paid for by a production company. He's a tosser, if only because he provides validity for wankers like you.
		HeroicDose on Wed 12 March 2008 said... I might use my mobile on the phone at 70 mph but motorcycle gloves make it difficult to use the keypad. oh look, a bus. Smash.
		snowflake on Thu 13 March 2008 said... Appearently JC is really lanky in real life.
		framey on Thu 13 March 2008 said... Why was he only going 70 on a motorway? Fucking pensioner!
		Dollydagger on Thu 13 March 2008 said... Gosh, furious frog. You really ARE furious, aren't you?
		BustySinclair on Fri 14 March 2008 said... Hehe Dolly, that made me smile
		furiousfrog on Fri 14 March 2008 said... Made me smile too! Don't diffuse my anger, please - I was working up to turning green and ripping my shirt, but all I've managed so far is apple white. Damn you DD!