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JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO STOP BEING CALLED J.LO

I'M REAL ANNOYING

JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO STOP BEING CALLED J.LO

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Not that we really give a shit what this woman thinks, but it seems that Jennifer Lopez's pregnancy has pushed her levels of self-importance to heights that even 'Jenny from the block' would have shuddered at

Yes, J.Lo, who gave us her stupid name back in 2001 when she made it the name of her second album, now doesn't want to be known by the ridiculous contraction any more.

It is being reported that the singer-actress and her husband, Skeletor from 'He-Man', are insisting that People magazine, who have foolishly forked out $6m for the rights to print the first pictures of the couple's twins, aren't allowed to refer to her as J.Lo ever again. You came up with the name in the first place, you idiot!

The magazine is denying the story, but I guess it serves them right for giving the pompous bitch $6m in the first place. For that amount of money you'd hope to be able to call her anything you liked.

We can think of a few things...

COMMENTS
Kermit on Mon 10 March 2008 said...
Loooooook at him, chewing his face off and gurning away...!! what does she see in him is beyond me... mind you wowen are far less fickle and don't mind a minger as long as he's funny, caring and all that shit....
MrsMoon on Mon 10 March 2008 said...
"You, J lo, are stuck in a situation you created. So if you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror!"
PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 10 March 2008 said...
"mind you women are far less fickle and don't mind a minger as long as he's funny, caring and all that shit...." or indeed loaded, capable of conferring some degree of credibility on their pop career and making them some babies (presumably in a test tube)
thingymabob on Mon 10 March 2008 said...
funny that..... her stinks named j-lo
wobblefanny on Mon 10 March 2008 said...
What an ugly pair. Howwwwwwwwwwwlllll!
framey on Mon 10 March 2008 said...
Emperor's new clothes methinks. I'm sure I remember someone claiming once that she had talent. Obviously talking complete shiite.
bettyswallocks on Mon 10 March 2008 said...
has she had a nose job?
snowflake on Tue 11 March 2008 said...
What a dick
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