JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO PERFORM WITH THE SPICE GIRLS

JENNY AND THE BLOCK-HEADS

Published on Wed 19 September 2007 by IanMcShane

JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO PERFORM WITH THE SPICE GIRLS

Jennifer Lopez has revealed that she would like to appear with the Spice Girls on their upcoming tour, leading to a dilemma like the one that faced Dirty Harry - "Did I load six bullets or only five?"

The singer has decided to haul that huge arse across stages again, and believes that beginning her tour by appearing with the Spice Girls would be a fine idea. Certainly, it'd make her look like a much better singer and dancer compared to the five sweating hoofers who will be stinking up the stage beside her.

Jennifer is now firm friends with Posh Spice, and you can just imagine the pair of them snuggled up on a sofa, watching a girly flick and swapping tales of good-looking, monosyllabic husbands.

"Even before we were friends, Posh was always my favourite," lied Jennifer gracefully, ensuring that she wrung every last drop of publicity from the Spice Girl before getting ready to drop her like a shrivelled lemon.

Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Spice Girls, Victoria Beckham, World Tour, Holy Moly, Celebrity News, Gossip

pass it on print article

DAY TWO IN VEGAS
LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
NEWSMOUND

GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Wed 19 September 2007 said... whats going on?? Is it St Avon day?? Ms Lopez has got about 10 ton of slap on, like Ikea Knightley (as the great Mr Kermode calls her), in the earlier story..... they must all have strong fucking neck muscles, to hold all that up....
		JiggeryCock on Wed 19 September 2007 said... We know this woman has buttocks like a sleeping policeman; that she still pushes the 'Jenny from the Block' line despite 'the Block' in question being half of Beverley Hills and that now, apperently, she has decided to put her career in kamikaze mode
		Fucksocks! on Wed 19 September 2007 said... Didn't she marry a corpse? It comes to something when the only discernable talent you possess is having an arse the size of Denver.
		dandyboy on Wed 19 September 2007 said... so one ginormous arse joins another 5 on stage, hope Al Queda have taken note...
		josiewales on Thu 20 September 2007 said... Dancing ethnic only, her songs are all mawkish kak and her films are fucking awful
		BumGravy on Fri 21 September 2007 said... Jenny singing on stage with the spice girls? Isn't that the musical equivalent of 5 turds and a sunrise? Besides, posh was NO ONES favourite. If I see her pout one more time and I happen to be lucky enough to be in swinging distance, she will be spitting teeth, the law be damned!