JENNIFER LOPEZ PAYS A FLYING VISIT

J.LO: NOT QUITE A NO-SHOW

Published on Wed 19 September 2007 by BOURNE

JENNIFER LOPEZ PAYS A FLYING VISIT

It's the launch of your new album. Your record company, in this case Sony BMG, fly you in from the US, put you up in a ridiculously expensive London hotel and throw a lavish party in your honour. So what do you do? Well, if you're Jennifer Lopez...

If you're Jennifer Lopez, you get your people to ring them and say, "She'll be there for ten minutes."

Should you be interested, 'Como Ama Una Mujer' - the title of the Spanish-language album - translates as 'How A Woman Loves'. God knows what the Spanish for 'Get Over Yourself, Love' is.

So if you're one of the 'lucky' few going to tomorrow's party, do take the chance to tell her to fuck right off.

Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Como Ama Una Mujer, Sony BMG, London Launch, Holy Moly, Celebrity News, Gossip

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COMMENTS

		Fukstik on Wed 19 September 2007 said... I'd like to see Jenny on a butcher's block, with one of those deli counter slicers producing slivers of her arse for sandwiches.
		bowelhazard on Wed 19 September 2007 said... I'll get one of those sandwiches; on rhye, hold the mustard.
		bystander on Wed 19 September 2007 said... Look on the bright side nobody will buy it. (The Record that is)
		dandyboy on Thu 20 September 2007 said... I'd just be happy to see Jenny on the chopping block.
		josiewales on Thu 20 September 2007 said... Ive my own special sauce for Jenny's arse
		Dames on Thu 20 September 2007 said... yeah but what sort of utter cunt would work promoting the album/organising the bash etc? I mean think on... they couldn't get a job at ASDA but would look down on it.
		ArseJuice on Thu 20 September 2007 said... Using my extensive skills as a body language expert, I can see from this picture that Ms Lopez's expression is saying: ahah! you daft bastards!
		JiggeryCock on Thu 20 September 2007 said... Don't you just know this album is going to be the biggest load of caterwauling r 'n b noodling this side of Mariah Carey
		Mike Strutter on Thu 20 September 2007 said... I agree^^
		BumGravy on Fri 21 September 2007 said... Someone needs to accompany her on these tours and when she gets out of hand, by saying disgusting things like that, this person will smack her around the head and rub her nose in hot shit, constantly saying "NO! Bad Jenny"
		josiewales on Fri 21 September 2007 said... she'd like that................they do you know