JENNIFER LOPEZ IS NOT A DIVA, SHE INSISTS

VIVA LIE DIVA

Published on Thu 24 July 2008 by IanMcShane

JENNIFER LOPEZ IS NOT A DIVA, SHE INSISTS

It's official. Jennifer Lopez is not a spoilt, self-obsessed diva. It must be true because Jennifer herself says so, and when she speaks you'd better snap into action and believe what she says or she'll tear you a new one, OK?

J.Lo (sorry, she demanded that she doesn't want to be known by that name anymore on pain of legal action) admits she may have a slight reputation as a demanding monster, but that simply isn't her fault – it's the fault of the vast entourage she employs to cosset her and pamper her every whim, the bastards. Get sacking them!

So what of the stories of a rider demand for an all-white dressing room bedecked with white lilies and another 99 demanding items? Simply not true, she says.

"I think it's easier to make up this type of story rather than tell the truth. Like everybody in this profession, I have a list but I haven't seen mine in years.

"I'm sure it's got longer without me knowing it. Really, I don't have any special requests, it must be my team's doing. They know my likes and they just want me to be comfortable, but believe me, I'm a nice guest at hotels."

So there you go. No special requests whatsoever. What a lovely humble woman. Or she could just be talking out of that extremely substantial arse.

JENNIFER LOPEZ, NOT A DIVA, rider demands, white room, marc anthony

pass it on print article

YOU'RE BOOKED
CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
GIRL ON FILM
NEWSMOUND
POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN

TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
SPINNING A TALE
NO JOKERS
HARD AT THE COLE FACE
BEGGING FOR MERCY

COMMENTS

		titwank on Thu 24 July 2008 said... Why doesn't she just fuck back off into obscurity where she belongs.
		BlartMonster on Thu 24 July 2008 said... Yet another dumb Z list celeb from the trailer park who has pots of ill-gotten money for zero talent, which in turn has sent her doolally and into some vile ogre of a person. If I was in her team I'd spunk in her face cream and shit in her handbag. The fatarsed spunkreceptacle
		Belms on Thu 24 July 2008 said... DIVA = A DIV !
		dearlord on Thu 24 July 2008 said... in fact 'jenny from the block' went to private school & has always been a spoilt hobag?
		dearlord on Thu 24 July 2008 said... in fact 'jenny from the block' went to private school & has always been a spoilt hobag?
		Bristle on Thu 24 July 2008 said... jenny from the block's daddy was a doctor and mummy was a teacher, I love how she has always "stayed real" and kept close to her roots in the "projects" on the upper east side. no problem with her being a talentless cunt, more of a problem that she seems to have prescott syndrome in reverse, makes a bit of money and clings onto the roots she never had, be proud girl, be very proud, tim westwood certainly is.
		milkplus on Thu 24 July 2008 said... She GET's IT!
		strangelad on Thu 24 July 2008 said... Sorry who?
		echobeach on Thu 24 July 2008 said... I've seen her rider on several occasions. One of my favorites was that wherever she looks, there must be white carnations in sight. Sorry, white carnations "stripped of green leaves". She also has a minimum thread density of egyptian cotton sheets, and the mattress must be brand new. I also found amusing that on that particular trip to London she used a 12 car motorcade to travel between the Hilton on Park Lane and the Dorchester on, er, you guessed it, Park Lane. Less than 100 yards. Keepin' it real for suuure ..
		sunchild on Thu 24 July 2008 said... Fur wearing trash
		rachael on Mon 28 July 2008 said... god what a fucking liar thats for sure, she is a self obsessed money grubber, who can sing a little bit and can act a little bit The only reason she made it was because she can wear a dress and can pay a substantial amount for hair dressers and stylests to cater for her everywhim, she will be one of those people who you forget in 10 years and everyone goes that was that stupid pest who thought she was great.