I'LL BE THERE FOR PUBE

Hold the front page! This is proper news, for it has been reported that Jennifer Aniston is so concerned about her ladygarden that she once became almost addicted to having her nethers pampered and trimmed.

Whilst Aniston was starring in the comedy 'Friends', she would regularly visit a famous salon and hoist her beetle-bonnet up for inspection. The news has been broken by Dawn DaLuise, the woman who once a fortnight would heat up the wax and attack the skinhead-style stubble.

DaLuise, the owner of the Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery (in LA - where else?) revealed to Star magazine...

"She'd call even when there was no hair to wax. And she'd insist on having it done - literally making me wax off peach fuzz. She's phobic about extraneous stray hairs - especially around her bikini line. She'll tweeze them!"

Oddly, Dawn is no longer the guardian of Aniston's pubic shrubbery, perhaps because of her breathtaking inablilty to keep her mouth shut about the intimate matters of the stars. Since 'Friends' finished, Jennifer no longer visits the loose-mouthed strimmer.

Well, she did have another balding twat to worry about, being in a relationship with Vince Vaughn...