YOU'RE 16, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU'RE ANYBODY'S

Star magazine are claiming that Jamie-Lynn Spears' previous image as a sweet, innocent young thing was all a smokescreen. In reality, they claim, Jamie-Lynn is a hard drinking, profanity-gushing harlot who could teach elder sister Britney a thing or two in the bedroom. Wow, and she's still only 16! Imagine the size of the queue when she's of proper legal age?

It's hard to tell whether Star are taking the piss or not sometimes. Surely their claim that Jamie-Lynn and boyfriend Casey Aldridge plan to buy a double-wide trailer together is just a cheap shot at rednecks?

Some of their other claims are a bit more serious, such as the story about Jamie-Lynn seeing at least two different men behind Casey's back (not literally), and that even since the news of the pregnancy broke she has been bed-hopping faster than a flea in a house fire.

The most startling revelation takes place a few days before news of her pregnancy broke last December. Star claim she attempted to seduce a young man at a party with the classy line,

"It's cool, I'm pregnant! I can't get pregnant again!"

If true, this young woman is giving slack-jawed yokels a bad name, and rubbing the good name of the Spears family in the dirt. Quite an achievement.