UNTRUE LIES

Jamie Lee Curtis is apparently furious that a magazine she recently appeared in has made her look as though she had posed topless. She seems to be forgetting that everyone who has watched 'Trading Places' has seen her breasts anyway. Although they probably look a lot different now.

Curtis posed for the over-50s magazine AARP in a strapless dress, but the photo was cropped to make it look like she was naked on the front cover. Which was apparently done to sell more copies, although we're not sure who would want to see a 50-year-old woman naked. Which also applies to Madonna.

Jamie Lee Curtis said:

"Isn't it fascinating that this constitutes being naked. What the 'f' are we talking about? In my world, this is called strapless. And yet they had to sell this magazine; I didn't go around saying I was topless."

Fascinating indeed. She continued:

"I have a 21-year-old daughter in college and a 12-year-old son; if I could take back Trading Places today I would because I didn't know I was gonna have a child... when I was 21 and I exposed my breasts in a movie."

However, we think that her children would be rather more embarrassed by this. And that goes for Arnie's kids too, but for other reasons, mainly because of his shockingly bad acting.