JAMIE HINCE ORDERS EXTRA TOILET ROLLS FOR KATE MOSS AT GLASTONBURY

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Published on Fri 27 June 2008 by roryk

JAMIE HINCE ORDERS EXTRA TOILET ROLLS FOR KATE MOSS AT GLASTONBURY

Jamie Hince has apparently ordered in 30 extra toilet rolls for Kate Moss at Glastonbury. Are there no depths to this man's generosity? There are so many things wrong with this story that we're not sure where to start. Firstly, GIRLS DON'T POO, so why would they need so much toilet paper? Secondly, I'm pretty sure that what with her general drink "and the rest" lifestyle she EATS NOTHING ever and therefore has nothing to egest.

Jamie Hince, a man whose band has coincidentally risen to prominence at the same time as his relationship with Kate Moss progresses (what a coincidence!), has apparently ordered in the opulent supplies ahead of this weekend's soggy (AGAIN!) festival.

A source told the Mirror: "Jamie had organisers ship in extra supplies of recycled Nouvelle to keep his band and girlfriend comfortable."

What a man! But now that we've established that they're not going to be using it to wipe their asses, we have to suppose that either a) they're planning on making a lifesize gerbil's nest to stay in for the duration or b) they're going to douse the rolls in petrol and launch them at Pete Doherty as he performs.

But what's this? It seems that whiley Peat has got wind of their plan and has pulled Babyshambles from their Park Stage headlining slot tonight (to be replaced by the equally dire Franz Ferdinand) so it looks like Moss and Hince will have to make do with the gerbil's nest.

You can't get one over on Peat that easily you know.

JAMIE HINCE, EXTRA TOILET ROLLS, KATE MOSS, GLASTONBURY, festival, pete doherty

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COMMENTS

		Kermit on Fri 27 June 2008 said... well I'm glad to hear that The Moss is again going to get off her face at Glasto for a whole 3 days ( what else do you do in Glasto?!) while someone else ( probably Jude Law's ex nanny) is going to take care of her daughter... Is this excuse of a mother ever taking care of her?? Keep up the good work Mossey!
		strangelad on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Hmmm, she can't have much of a septum left so maybe it's for nosebleeds?
		eight on Fri 27 June 2008 said... You silly sausage Mr HM. It's for eating, see.
		graemeb1 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... i believe it,my wifes always shitting in fact she shits like a horse
		LuciferSam on Fri 27 June 2008 said... She might need a bandage for those saggy old knees of hers.
		rainbow_brite on Fri 27 June 2008 said... Don't diss Franz Ferdinand!
		Kermit on Fri 27 June 2008 said... fuck me graemeb1, you sound like the perfect hubby. I bet all the ladies out there would love to share their lifes with someone as romantic & witty as you.not. Unfunny knobhead.
		graemeb1 on Fri 27 June 2008 said... atleastiv,e got a wife you fucking geek,why don,t you turn your pc off and go out into the scary fucking world outside your bedroom and meet real people you fucking dullard
		billydog on Mon 30 June 2008 said... girls please
		rachael on Tue 01 July 2008 said... they are for her beaver bleeds and nose bleeds and tiny little poos that she does....you see she doesnt have the normal sized poo she has a chiwowa poo.