Hard-edged rocking mutha James Blunt has turned up the amps to eleven by building a nightclub in his house in Ibiza, where he can spin discs to his heart's content without members of the public coming up and shouting "Blunt, you’re shit!"
It even has a neon sign which says ‘Blunty’s Nightclub Where Everybody’s Beautiful,’ which is yet another reason to hate the fucker on an ever-growing list.
He told Q magazine that the whole concept is tongue in cheek. "Most people who visit collapse in hysterics," simpered James, neatly missing the difference between laughing 'with' and laughing 'at'.
One frequent visitor is DJ Pete Tong, the only superstar DJ to have snogged Vanessa Feltz, so he’s obviously an asset.
"I wanted somewhere my friends could come and join in the fun,” James explained.
Friends? After THAT song? Don't think so squire. Face it, it's a record player in your cellar and a swinging 100 watt bulb illuminating your sad face, as you sit alone and sip your Cola, waiting for your mum to come and pick you up.
