JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

NOT A GOODY SMELL

Published on Fri 09 May 2008 by Mopsa

JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

Jade Goody has emerged from under the bridge where she lives to release a brand new perfume range. Her previous line called 'Shhh...'(something she should try doing) was the third-best selling perfume in Superdrug despite everyone imagining it to smell like lard and unwashed pants.

And this time she's called the range 'Controversial' which is a bit, er, controversial.

Although we don't know why she wants to remind everyone of that whole 'Shilpa Poppodom' fiasco on Celebrity Big Brother last year. And that wasn't even controversial, it was just racist.

It will be available in shops next month and is said to smell fresh and fruity and not at all like all that shit that comes out of her gob.

Well one thing's for sure, it'll definitely reek of desperation...

JADE GOODY, PERFUME, SHILPA SHETTY, BIG BROTHER, CONTROVERSIAL, SUPERDRUG, CELEBRITY NEWS

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NOT A GOODY SMELL
PULL THE OTHER ONE
NOT SO LEGENDS BALL
NEWSMOUND
THUMBS NOT ALOFT

MODEL BEHAVIOUR
THE ILLUSTRATION OF MIMI
BANGING ON THE TELEPHONE
WHEN HOLY MOLY MET THE APPRENTICE LOSERS!
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Fri 09 May 2008 said... Jesus the words of Ed Byrne come to mind (on her losing weight) "the less space she takes up the bigger waste of space she is!"
		CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 09 May 2008 said... The only perfume I can imagine Jade releasing is from her scent glands when she wants to mark her territory.
		bradley27 on Fri 09 May 2008 said... it always amazes me that people refer to her saying "Shilpa Poppodom", when in fact she said something much worse at that time when she said "Shilpa F*ckawalla" Why is she still around? And why do people bother with it? Its not as if we hadnt seen what a scumbag she was before on other shows. Why are people rewarding this embarassment to the country?
		Fecker on Sat 10 May 2008 said... GET RID OF THIS OXYGEN THIEF MUNTER NOW!!!!!!
		eight on Sun 11 May 2008 said... When did it become the norm for 'celebrities' to release cheaply produced fragrances in the vain hope that the general public would want to smell like them? I understand that it's the latest addition to the chain of : Reality TV show (or popular TV show) /gossip magazine cover or column deal/ pop song in low chart position/ ghost written autobiography detailing your tragic childhood or demons you've so bravely overcome/ affair with equally talented public figure/ team of payroll paparazzi taking photographs of your every move 'off-guard' etc etc until our minds melt and we give in.... But, really- who wants to either know or wish to emulate the scent of Paris Hilton ('Can Can'), Mariah Carey ('M'), Sean John ('Unforgivable'), Usher ('Usher'), Sarah Jessica Parker ('Lovely'), Katie Price ('Stunning'), Kate Moss ('Kate') or, the sparkling jewel in England's crown; Jade Goody ('SShhhh....') ? Oh, and lest we forget. Cliff Fucking Richard: http://www.cliff-guaranteed.co.uk/Perfume.htm Read 'em and weep. Because chances are they were produced in the same factories as tear gas.