Jade Goody is training to be a tattoo artist
Prick Learns To Prick
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Published on Thu 06 September 2007 by HOLYMOLY!
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Jade Goody is training to be a tattoo artist |
Realising this, Jade has invested £10,000 into her new career, as a
‘permanent make up artist’ which is basically a tattooist who can’t
draw but can colour in between some lines. Despite her last aptly-named
salon ‘Ugly’ going saggy tits up, Jade has also invested more of her
ill-informed gains into a new clinic called ‘Femme Fetel’ which is
French for ‘Unborn Girl’ I believe.
Jade is currently wielding her needle gun over plastic, but will soon move on to pig skin, which is surely very close to a type of cannibalism. After this she gets to work on real human skin (a bit like a really thick Nazi) and she’s looking for volunteers, so expect lots of skinheads around Bermondsey to be sporting knuckles saying ‘Luv’ and ‘Hat’.
Jade has said she’d love to permanently tattoo Amy Winehouse’s eyeliner onto her face. Come on Jade, she’s suffered enough!
Jade is currently wielding her needle gun over plastic, but will soon move on to pig skin, which is surely very close to a type of cannibalism. After this she gets to work on real human skin (a bit like a really thick Nazi) and she’s looking for volunteers, so expect lots of skinheads around Bermondsey to be sporting knuckles saying ‘Luv’ and ‘Hat’.
Jade has said she’d love to permanently tattoo Amy Winehouse’s eyeliner onto her face. Come on Jade, she’s suffered enough!
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