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JADE GOODY GETS BURGLED

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JADE GOODY GETS BURGLED

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Jade Goody, the nation's least favourite Big Brother contender (and human being in general) has suffered another stroke of bad luck.


Goody was informed that her house had been raided by burglars in the early hours of this morning and the racist was not pleased when she found out. Always one to remain discrete and non-hysterical, she was heard to have run out of her house screaming: "I've been fucking burgled!"

And you're not wrong love. Apparently £30,000 worth of valuables were stolen.

She's not good mates with Kerry Katona is she...?

But the story doesn't end there. After all that trauma and upset, Jade was forced to buy a new tax disc after the police spotted that hers was long out of date.

It's almost like karma or something.

COMMENTS
dandyboy on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
Suffered another stroke of bad luck? she looks more like she's just suffered a stroke
Fabio on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
Good god, my eyes! Is it really necessary to post such a close up? I thought someone was performing the goatse for a moment
Fabio on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
Good god, my eyes! Is it really necessary to post such a close up? I thought someone was performing the goatse for a moment
redexile on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
£30k worth of 'valuables'? I wouldn't consider a thousand doner kebabs to be 'valuables'.
MrsMoon on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
these press releases are such a fucking pathetic attempt to cling on to some sort of 'fame'...please, please, please just fuck off, everyone wishes you dead!!!
MrsMoon on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
these press releases are such a fucking pathetic attempt to cling on to some sort of 'fame'...please, please, please just fuck off, everyone wishes you dead!!!
merkinhead on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
It really pisses me off that the likes of Jade and Kerry Katona get visited by burglars - where are the serial killers when you need them?
sharonmx5 on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
Surely no-one falls for this sad bint's publicity stunts anymore?
RoyKeane on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking racist
bystander on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
When Fagin sends out his team of Billy Burglars what's he saying to them? "Bring me back a load of shite I'll never be able to sell?"
ElHughesio on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
Now you see sometimes the world can seem such a cold, harsh place with no respite for honest, decent people. And then you hear a story like this and its as if all your Christmases have come at the same time as world peace. Could not happen to a more deserving cunt. Three cheers for the burglars. Hip Hip....
PerryNayum on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
There is a God.
cuntyboobied on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
Hope they had the good sense to leave a turd on her pillow. Always a nice touch, Zorro'esque
gaylord on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
Fuck me i didn't realise Pink had been burgled.....
ArseJuice on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
£30k; i presume rare antique books, a real gem of post modern art, plus a whole unreplaceable collection of academic papers? "nah, you cunt, me fuckin TV and chav jewllery you ficko'" tsk!
ChunkyMunky on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
cuntyboobied - don't forget one behind the radiator too!
RoyKeane on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
Turd Burgled
josiewales on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
and a massive piss in her knicker draw and towel cupboard
strangelad on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
Whoah, so presumably police are looking for a lorry big enough to carry £30k's worth of Pot Noodle and crisps then?
Speedwolf on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
"Apparently £30,000 worth of valuables were stolen" Haha, best news I've heard all year! *Nips off to loo*
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