Jade Goody, the nation's least favourite
Big Brother contender (and human being in general) has suffered another stroke of bad luck.
Goody was informed that her house had been raided by burglars in the early hours of this morning and the racist was not pleased when she found out. Always one to remain discrete and non-hysterical, she was heard to have run out of her house screaming: "I've been fucking burgled!"
And you're not wrong love. Apparently £30,000 worth of valuables were stolen.
She's not good mates with Kerry Katona is she...?
But the story doesn't end there. After all that trauma and upset, Jade was forced to buy a new tax disc after the police spotted that hers was long out of date.
It's almost like karma or something.