Two of the nation's most hated people (just ahead of
Kerry Katona and
Harold Shipman) came face to face for the first time in a Dublin bar last night. That's right,
Big Brother's 'I'm no racist' racist
Jade Goody, and the world's shortest man: 'I will make poverty history' multi-millionaire
Bono.
According to The Sun, Bono sidled up to Jade in the pub and casually said, "Hi Jade, how are you?" (kindly reminding her of her own name before realising that she didn't know his).
Jade later admitted:
"I didn't know who he was," not really surprising from someone who thought that Saddam Hussein was a heavy weight boxer). She continued, "I knew he did loads for Live Aid but that's all." What, she hasn't heard of U2?
Apparently her friends quickly came to the rescue (wait a minute, she has friends?) to explain who he was.
But perhaps she didn't recognise him because he'd left
his stacked heels at home that night.
Jade was quick to mention that she did, however, recognise Shane from Westlife when he approached her to let her know how the band stick up for her.
And what did Jade do to show her gratitude and prove she doesn't judge people on their race? Took the piss out their accents of course.
"I thanked them in my best Irish accent. He wasn't impressed."
Hmmm, she really should stop doing that...