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JADE GOODY DOESN'T RECOGNISE BONO

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Two of the nation's most hated people (just ahead of Kerry Katona and Harold Shipman) came face to face for the first time in a Dublin bar last night. That's right, Big Brother's 'I'm no racist' racist Jade Goody, and the world's shortest man: 'I will make poverty history' multi-millionaire Bono.

According to The Sun, Bono sidled up to Jade in the pub and casually said, "Hi Jade, how are you?" (kindly reminding her of her own name before realising that she didn't know his).

Jade later admitted:

"I didn't know who he was," not really surprising from someone who thought that Saddam Hussein was a heavy weight boxer). She continued, "I knew he did loads for Live Aid but that's all." What, she hasn't heard of U2?

Apparently her friends quickly came to the rescue (wait a minute, she has friends?) to explain who he was.

But perhaps she didn't recognise him because he'd left his stacked heels at home that night.

Jade was quick to mention that she did, however, recognise Shane from Westlife when he approached her to let her know how the band stick up for her.

And what did Jade do to show her gratitude and prove she doesn't judge people on their race? Took the piss out their accents of course.

"I thanked them in my best Irish accent. He wasn't impressed."

Hmmm, she really should stop doing that...

COMMENTS
ciderwithrosie on Wed 05 December 2007 said...
as an irish chick, there is nothing i find more amusing in the world than english people attempting my accent. (except for maybe trying to say the name Roisin) seriously i could listen to dawn french, peter kay and nellie dingle all day. So there HM
ciderwithrosie on Wed 05 December 2007 said...
ps. bono is a wanker. we are all terribly embarrassed to have to call him one of our own.
Freefall on Wed 05 December 2007 said...
Irish accent on a lady makes me quite hard......brb
dandyboy on Wed 05 December 2007 said...
Shame she didn't know who he was, she could have eaten the fucker. Or sat on him. I might think about liking her if she did either.
MattEmulsion on Wed 05 December 2007 said...
Jesus haven't the Irish had enough repression without exporting this slag to our shores
dandyboy on Wed 05 December 2007 said...
Matt, after giving the world Westlife, Ronan Cunting, Bono, wailing zombie Delores O'Reardon and the mighty Buffalo G I fear we may deserve it...
HolyFuck on Wed 05 December 2007 said...
I want Jade Goody and Kerry Cuntona to make a scat film together.
JiggeryCock on Wed 05 December 2007 said...
'I thanked them in my best Irish accent.' ......what, "Och Aye the noo, wee sleekit timourous Essex fattie, ye ken?"
Lil on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
It just goes to prove everyones opinion of that fat pig, that she is a very ignorant and self obsorbed twat. Dont think for one minute that I like that irish pixie, but I hate that fat bitch a hellva lot more.
Kermit on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
Only 26yrs old?????? is that her age, for real? SORT THAT TRIPLE CHIN OUT THEN WILL YA.... porky chav
tosswipe on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
why is she carrying a head around in her handbag?..is it a light snack between meals for the fat moose?
Kermit on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
tosswipe - at first I thought: what is he talking about?! then I looked again at the picture and saw the half head popping up and pissed myself laughing!! that would explain the double chin...
Freefall on Thu 06 December 2007 said...
am as fik as fakin pigshit innit....etc
tosswipe on Fri 07 December 2007 said...
kermit....you muppet!!
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