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JADE GIVES UP BOOZE AND UNHEALTHY FOOD FOR THE NEW YEAR

GOODY NEW YEAR

JADE GIVES UP BOOZE AND UNHEALTHY FOOD FOR THE NEW YEAR

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We all make New Year's resolutions that we whole heartedly vow to stick by. However, after hearing Jade Goody's recent resolution, of giving up booze and unhealthy food, well I give her till tea time.

Children rarely lie and usually say what the rest of us wish we could. And Jade's brood are of no exception. (Although bullying and name calling is usually something Jade does.)

According to Jade, her children call her 'chunky' (bless them) and this has prompted Jade to give up booze and eat healthily.

We can only hope that this doesn't lead to significant weight loss and result in a fitness video. Or running the London marathon and collapsing after 100 yards again.

Jade declared, "I'm seeing in the New Year as a new woman. No more booze or Chinese."

Which probably means that she'll be having a McDonalds tonight.

COMMENTS
Freefall on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
Vile, fat, racist, (did I sat fat?) cuntfuck
frogman99 on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
Who's giving her the column space to pontificate on such weighty matters as her own porkiness? And do they think any fucker actually cares?
goldensquirrel on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
it's been a slow couple of weeks...
goldensquirrel on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
it's been a slow couple of weeks...
bowelhazard on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
That's it, I give up, I'm out. Its January 3 and there she is.
Dubbadubbadubba on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
"No more booze or Chinese"? Is she referring to Chinese food there, or is she diversifying her racial hatred this year?
Lil on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
I cant believe shes only just realised that shes the fattest cunt going... She really is THAT THICK!
MangeRidden on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
I'm sure there are a few cuntstains in Wakefield that care about her. Probably think that the rancid bucket of blubber is the height of sofistication.
Token Heterosexual on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
Earns about £5 million a year. For WHAT? Why do I bother pulling my fucking tripes out everyday just to struggle when arseholes like this just seem to rub my face with shit every fucking day?
thingymabob on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
happy new year and all that! but back to to business shes a prize twat and i stil .....wood! meh said it
robbie22 on Wed 02 January 2008 said...
She smiling now the ugly bitch,just wait till she opens her mouth and makes a racist comment
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Thu 03 January 2008 said...
chunky? chunky munky more like
skummymummy on Thu 03 January 2008 said...
Wish this cuntstain would give up breathing too
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