JACK TWEED CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

TWEED'S DEED

Published on Wed 07 May 2008 by roryk

JACK TWEED CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

Ah, it's a beautiful thing to see people you love thriving in the world. So it is with joy in our hearts that we read the latest news about Jade Goody's on-off scumbag of a boyfriend Jack Tweed. The money-grabbing toe rag has been charged with assault after allegedly attacking a taxi driver.

According to The Mirror, the incident happened in the early hours of Bank Holiday Monday when former Celebrity Big Brother contestant Tweed, 20, got into an altercation with a cabbie in Epping, Essex.

A police spokesman said: "We have charged a 20-year-old man with assault. He is due to appear in court on May 15."

This isn't great news for Tweed (although it may be for the rest of us) as he's already on bail for allegedly attacking a teenager with a golf club in a primary school car park.

What a nice chap and clearly the sort of bloke that Goody deserves.

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COMMENTS

		Person on Wed 07 May 2008 said... Very much the sort that made Britain great: much like T.E.Lawrence, this lad rides into the history books on the back of a camel.
		Topguntop on Wed 07 May 2008 said... aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!1 will someone please throw him out of a plane please.
		yosemitesam on Wed 07 May 2008 said... this cunt is a shitstain on the gusset of life
		thundachick on Wed 07 May 2008 said... never have 2 cretinous cunts been more desrving of each other..do ya think they'll fuck off now?
		robbie22 on Sat 10 May 2008 said... Id shag him