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Jack Nicholson cheated death at the hand of Hunter S Thompson

Heeeeeeere's Hunter!

Jack Nicholson cheated death at the hand of Hunter S Thompson

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A new biography of Hunter S Thompson, king of Gonzo journalism and all round drug-hoofing, Wild Turkey-swilling, gun-toting loony, reveals how Jack Nicholson once had to jump out of a window to avoid getting shot by the occasionally foul tempered scribe.

Nicholson describes a superbly epic weekend, during which, after much booze had flowed, Thompson changed from jolly boozer to mean drunk and decided to shoot everyone instead. "One of the first times I met him," said Nicholson, "he pulled out a gun in the middle of a house. Me and a friend of mine jumped out the window."

The geriatric actor was lucky. Thompson scared the living bejesus out of Johnny Depp on one occasion by strapping nitro glycerine to propane tanks and shooting them, cackling like a demon as they turned night into day with the explosion.

Thompson is greatly missed, having decided to shoot the shit out of himself just a couple of years ago.

COMMENTS
SultanofBrownEye on Mon 03 September 2007 said...
Wish he had pulling the fucking trigger earlier - Fatty Jacky can get fucked...
SultanofBrownEye on Mon 03 September 2007 said...
and while I'm at it... Gonzo journalism??? Fear & Loathing??? Fantastic story - terrible method of writing - I could eat a can of Alphabetti and the contents of my phaeces would be more articulate. *Flushes Toilet*
CadmiumPrelate on Mon 03 September 2007 said...
Firstly it's spelt faeces you fuck wit, secondly you're a fuck wit.
josiewales on Mon 03 September 2007 said...
hehehehehehe......yeah
SultanofBrownEye on Mon 03 September 2007 said...
Thirdly - You could well be right. But shit off. You can have spelling. When you're done noshing off Thompson's corpulent todge why don't you go jump in front of a train.
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