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jack black is the most predictable person on earth

HAHAHAH oh HAHAHAHAHA oh HAHAHAHAH etc

jack black is the most predictable person on earth

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Remember when Jack Black used to be funny? Oh come on! I mean there was the bit at the end of High Fidelity where he sang Marvin Gaye and it was funny because he was fat and pulled a face when he sang!

Oooo...OO...! AND there was Tenacious D which was funny because he was fat and pulled a face when he sang!

AND there was Rock School which was funny because he was fat and pulled a fac...

You get the picture. Anyway, over the past few weeks, Jack and his curaaazy gang have been touring the world promoting the hell out of Kung Fu Panda, the latest in an ever more tedious line of CGI cartoons which have fluffy animals for the kids and a few disguised tit jokes for the adults.

Anyway, I digress. You are appearing in a film with Dustin Hoffman and Angelina Jolie. You spent about a week sat in a recording booth in your pyjamas doing the voice of a panda doing crazy things which sounds like exactly the same as YOU and presumably got paid more cash than Brazil made last year.

What could possibly be more irritating to the general public than that? Well, how about these STUPID faces that you pull EVERY SINGLE TIME at EVERY SINGLE PREMIERE you have EVER been in?

I mean - HAHAHAHAHAH he's doing kung fu moves! It's funny because he's fat and pulls a funny face and it's also relevant because he's in a film about Kung Fu HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

twat.

COMMENTS
JiggeryCock on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
Ditto Jim Carrey
Razorjaw on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
He should do a film with Will Ferrel and call it - "Predictable, One-Trick-Pony Cunt Fest".
DapperDan on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
haha HM you sarcastic cunt
Topguntop on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
who's bazil?
ebonynorks on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
School of rock has pretty much the same storyline as sister act 2.
tamago on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
Who's Bazil?
titmonkeyferrettwat on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
At least Jim Carey has Eternal Sunshine to his credit. Jack - the rudest celebrity in the world - Black can take his bearded mug and fuck off to Fuckoffney World.
McCrack on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
It was good in that X files before he was fat when the electricity kid killed him to death
Kitty on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
Spot on Razorjaw.
CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
I bet Jack's saying 'GORDON'S ALIVE??!!' in that photo.
mandiapple on Mon 02 June 2008 said...
No. I don't remember, and neither should you.
rachael on Tue 03 June 2008 said...
REmember when he was in I still know what you did last summer.....fucking hilarious when he was murdered
DeBouched on Tue 03 June 2008 said...
Yeah, but his funny face is now crowned with blond highlights. So it's different and blonder.
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