Remember when Jack Black used to be funny? Oh come on! I mean there was the bit at the end of High Fidelity where he sang Marvin Gaye and it was funny because he was fat and pulled a face when he sang!
Oooo...OO...! AND there was Tenacious D which was funny because he was fat and pulled a face when he sang!
AND there was Rock School which was funny because he was fat and pulled a fac...
You get the picture. Anyway, over the past few weeks, Jack and his curaaazy gang have been touring the world promoting the hell out of
Kung Fu Panda,
the latest in an ever more tedious line of CGI cartoons which have fluffy animals for the kids and a few disguised tit jokes for the adults.
Anyway, I digress. You are appearing in a film with Dustin Hoffman and Angelina Jolie. You spent about a week sat in a recording booth in your pyjamas doing the voice of a panda doing crazy things which sounds like exactly the same as YOU and presumably got paid more cash than Brazil made last year.
What could possibly be more irritating to the general public than that? Well, how about these STUPID faces that you pull EVERY SINGLE TIME at EVERY SINGLE PREMIERE you have EVER been in?
I mean - HAHAHAHAHAH he's doing kung fu moves! It's funny because he's fat and pulls a funny face and it's also relevant because he's in a film about Kung Fu HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
twat.