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Published on Wed 19 September 2007 by BOURNE
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IT'S REAR OF THE YEAR TIME AGAINZZZZZZZZZZZ |
These proud posteriors, you'll be pleased - no, excited - to know, are the winners of this year's Rear Of The Year, as announced just this afternoon. Wow.
OK, it's for charity, but who exactly decides on the rear of the year? Is it done by public vote? Because I've never seen a ballot paper. Or is it simply a case of whichever publicity-eager joy void scampers up to the podium and claims the prize first? Who even organises the damn thing?
Anyway, take the jump to find out who these two gormless camera whores dazzling talents are...
Jesus Christ! It's Lee Mead (who he?) and Sian Lloyd - a pair of such nonentities that if I hadn't read the captions I'd have no idea who they were. He, I'm told, is a bit of a Joseph, and she is Welsh and reads the weather. WooHoo.
And with faces like that, I now understand why they'd be grateful for their Rear Of The Year gongs. At least all that nonsense is over for another 12 months.
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IT'S THE EBAY-CKHAMS MUMMY'S BOY EN-CYRUS-PAEDIA SHIT-TANICA NEWSMOUND FIGHTING TALK |
BEYOND THE PALIN DESPERATE DENIALS PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON SLIPPERY IN DEBT OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP |
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