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IT'S REAR OF THE YEAR TIME AGAINZZZZZZZZZZZ

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IT'S REAR OF THE YEAR TIME AGAINZZZZZZZZZZZ

rearoftheyearThese proud posteriors, you'll be pleased - no, excited - to know, are the winners of this year's Rear Of The Year, as announced just this afternoon. Wow.

OK, it's for charity, but who exactly decides on the rear of the year? Is it done by public vote? Because I've never seen a ballot paper. Or is it simply a case of whichever publicity-eager joy void scampers up to the podium and claims the prize first? Who even organises the damn thing?

Anyway, take the jump to find out who these two gormless camera whores dazzling talents are...


rearsfacesJesus Christ! It's Lee Mead (who he?) and Sian Lloyd - a pair of such nonentities that if I hadn't read the captions I'd have no idea who they were. He, I'm told, is a bit of a Joseph, and she is Welsh and reads the weather. WooHoo.

And with faces like that, I now understand why they'd be grateful for their Rear Of The Year gongs. At least all that nonsense is over for another 12 months.


COMMENTS
Zigmund on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
They look like Jordan and Peter Andre in 10 years time.
Fabio on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
who the fuck is Lee Mead?
MrsMoon on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
arse of the year...thats about right...ask slanty mouthed limpey Ofeck or whatever his scrabble winning name is....actually he is the biggest arse of the year....hang on, there isn't enough space on this website for all my nominations for that title...
dandyboy on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
Great, now every time I see Sian Lloyd telling me how it's going to be raining until 2097 I'll think of bowel cancer and her award winning arse. Save me someone! (Mrs M preferably)
bystander on Wed 19 September 2007 said...
Didn't Limpet Opec leave the weather Girl for a Cheeky Girl. Get him pissed and let's have the full story.
dandyboy on Thu 20 September 2007 said...
So, does this mean that last year's winners of this prestigious prize's arses have suddenly gone south or erupted in boils?
josiewales on Thu 20 September 2007 said...
who the fuck is Lee Mead?....The winning knobend from some kak saturday night singing show
FredTitmuss on Thu 20 September 2007 said...
Dodgy eyeshadow though
BumGravy on Fri 21 September 2007 said...
His smile is strangely vaginal. Sorry not smile, grimace.
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