TOO MUCH

Has Mel B gone all Heather Mills on us? After she recently claimed that she would be touring with Janet Jackson (it's all in your head, dear) she has now 'revealed' that she has written her own sitcom for Nickelodeon, was asked to star in 'Sex and the City' and was offered a role in a Broadway production of 'Legally Blonde'. Maybe that's why Eddie Murphy asked for a paternity test...

That's an awful lot of offers for someone who isn't known for their acting (see 'Spiceworld'). Or their dancing. Or their singing really.

On her sitcom, Mel B has said:

"I've written my own sitcom that's just been picked up by Nickelodeon that I start at Christmas. I'm the star of it. It's a bit like Hannah Montana, but the black version."

Yeah, and 15 years on when all the work dries up.

And on 'Sex and the City', Mel said:

"They asked me to do the film, but I decided not to. I wanted to bring my music out all at once.”

We're not entirely sure what she means by that but we're not convinced. She didn't even make it onto 'The X Factor'...