QUESTION!

We only ask this question, because from what we can tell, it seems like Megan Fox may be a computer generated Weird Science-style creation by FHM magazine purely designed for the masturbatory needs of teenage boys around the world. We say this because not only does she seem to be programmed to expose herself regularly, she also comes out with quotes that can only have man pleasure in mind.

The computer generated drone, who was voted Sexiest Robot in FHM's yearly poll recently, told her programmers at the magazine...

"I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad.

"I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, 'You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.'

Well, for fear of death, they're not going to call you a whore to your face are they? They're at least going to wait until you're recharging or something.

"I'm young and have a lot of hormones — I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I'm in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing."

Which must come as welcome news to her boyfriend (who may or may not also be a droid), Beverly Hills 90210 actor Brian Austin Green.

She said: "I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind."

As if anyone except an FHM droid would say something like this! You have the libido of a 15-year-old boy because you were programmed especially for them!

Here is the robot on patrole at the MTV Movie awards.