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IS CHRIS MARTIN A PILL HEAD?

OUT-COLD PLOY

IS CHRIS MARTIN A PILL HEAD?

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Could it be that rock's most boring man is doing something a bit controversial? Move over Winehouse and Doherty, Chris 'Mental' Martin has confessed he's totally into pills. Is he the new drug fiend in music?


Er no. We can't keep up the pretence any longer, Chris 'Mild' Martin only confessed that he likes the "prescription high" of sleeping pills, not ten Mitsubishis down his local rave.

Still, there are signs that this microbiotic vegan isn't totally whiter than white as he does let his liking of doze-ac interfere with his work.

"My problem is that I often take a sleeping pill in order to go to sleep, but then I get excited about a song, so I go and play music, and then it kind of kicks in halfway through. I wake up the next morning and find these strange notes to myself!"

These notes wouldn't read "Viva La Vida is a bit shit" would they?


COMMENTS
BustySinclair on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
What's that, sleeping pills? Explains everything rather nicely.
clusterfuck78 on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
hopefully he'll over-do it on those bad boys.
blaxa on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
He could save money by listening to his own music instead.
lightupvirginmary on Fri 13 June 2008 said...
Mitsubishis. Those were the days.
JiggeryCock on Sat 14 June 2008 said...
IS CHRIS MARTIN A PILL HEAD? No, he's a cock head
robbie22 on Sat 14 June 2008 said...
He has a big ego,but i would still do him
slinkybackrinkadink on Sat 14 June 2008 said...
He might be OK if he was a piss head.
Mohammered on Sat 14 June 2008 said...
wow steady on
hamstir on Sun 15 June 2008 said...
rock and feecking roll just aint what it used to be eh
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