'I'm not a celebrity,' claims Kate Moss
Famous? Moi?
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Published on Thu 09 August 2007 by IanMcShane
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'I'm not a celebrity,' claims Kate Moss |
Kate Moss has chosen the pages of Women's Wear Daily to reveal that she does not consider herself to be a celebrity.
"I see being a celebrity as doing the red carpet and things like that.
I don't do that, I don't like that word," she insisted while plugging
her new perfume, the imaginatively named 'Kate'.
If you're interested in smelling like Kate Moss (five parts grubby, three parts junkie spunk and two parts lettuce) then why not rush out and buy the perfume. I'm absolutely certain that she wears it herself.
There will also be an accompanying shower gel and deodorant.
Doherty must be kicking himself; he could have really pampered himself with that range. That is, of course, assuming that stepping into a shower wouldn't dissolve all the pus, snot and drug crumbs holding him together and send him trickling down the plughole forever.
If you're interested in smelling like Kate Moss (five parts grubby, three parts junkie spunk and two parts lettuce) then why not rush out and buy the perfume. I'm absolutely certain that she wears it herself.
There will also be an accompanying shower gel and deodorant.
Doherty must be kicking himself; he could have really pampered himself with that range. That is, of course, assuming that stepping into a shower wouldn't dissolve all the pus, snot and drug crumbs holding him together and send him trickling down the plughole forever.
Kate Moss,
Women's Wear Daily,
Perfume Range,
Pete Doherty,
Celebrity,
Red Carpet,
Holy Moly,
News,
Gossip
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