I THINK I'M A CELEBRITY SO GET ME OUT OF HERE

So, here's what everybody has been waiting for and what we can finally reveal... Which celebrity is going to be forced to eat the anus of a kangeroo or a crocodile's penis in this year's 'I'm Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!'.

Here's the rumoured list of 'celebs'...

But don't worry, as it's almost certain that you won't have a fucking clue who these people are/were, we've provided the pop group/soap/long running comedy programme/and er pop group that made them famous (roughly about 5-10 years ago).

Cleo Higgens - had one hit with 'Cleopatra, Coming At Ya' from group also called Cleopatra
Brian Mcfadden - you know that fat one who left Westlife
Malcom Mclaren - ex manager of the Sex Pistols
Cerys Matthews - lead singer who sang about 'Mulder and Scully' with Welsh band Catatonia
Erin Moran - Joanie from Happy days
MC Hammer - singer of 'Can't Touch This' and he of the pantaloons
Debra Stephenson - someone who was once in Coronation Street
Claire Richards - someone other than H from Steps
Christopher Biggins - old man who was in Porridge/Rentaghost/pantomimes