ILL ADVISED BOOK
ILL ADVISED BOOK
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Published on Thu 02 November 2006 by HOLYMOLY!
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ILL ADVISED BOOK |
Richard Hammond’s apotheosis from ‘Not bothered enough to dislike him’ to ‘King of our Carburettors’ continues apace.
The Great Survivor is pictured in the Sun, and amazingly, unlike last week’s surprising appearance for this publicity-shy violet (and his family) in the Daily Mirror, he has appeared in The Sun.
Jogging.
Praise the Lord! The utter cheeky cunt! He reportedly told the paper: "I’ve got to do this for my kids but I’m absolutely knackered." I find not dicking around in a jet car makes my kids happy.
Mop away those tears and just remember this hero when the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award comes around.
Next week hear Simon Weston’s views on the issue: “I don’t know how Hammond bloody well does it! Bloody hero, isn’t he?”
(Mother Teresa was unavailable for comment. Selfish bitch. Doesn’t she know what the bloke’s been through?).
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