YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON

If you remember Hulk Hogan at all it's probably because he was the only American wrestler with enough nerve to grapple whilst wearing yellow Lycra apple-gatherers, meaning that his popularity soared with old ladies in Arkansas who tuned in to watch him at work just in case his massive gonads fell out of his teeny tiny shorts.

Oh, he had a moustache that made him look like he had been supping custard from a wheely bin, as well. At a court appearance for his son last Friday, Hulk decided to wear his usual bandanna, which is just a fashion decision, and nothing to do with the fact he’s bald. See also The Edge and his ridiculous hat collection which is fooling no-one. Not the most fitting court attire, but Hulk managed to get away with it, as a court official told TMZ.

"It would have caused a big scene to have him take it off. Technically he shouldn't have been allowed to wear it. But normally bailiffs do those things when people are coming in, and there was just so much going on that it wasn't noticed in time."

Yes, there wasn’t time to say "Take that ridiculous headwear off, you’re fooling no-one." It didn’t do his son much good either, as he was banged up for eight months for reckless driving, though his dad remains free to run around town in offensive headwear, sparking new felonies against fashion wherever he treads.