HUGH HEFFER WANTS THE OLSEN TWINS TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY

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Published on Tue 04 March 2008 by Mopsa

HUGH HEFFER WANTS THE OLSEN TWINS TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY

We think old age might finally be catching up with lady's man and living erection Hugh Heffner, as he is apparently desperate for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to strip for 'Playboy', despite them both looking like an undernourished version of the feral kid from 'Mad Max'...

According to Star magazine, Hugh wanted the girls, both millionaire actresses, to pose naked (and probably add them to the collection of his girlfriends) when they turned 18. Now they are turning 22, he wants them to appear in the June addition to mark their birthday.

We're surprised anyone would want to see them in the buff, it'd be more like an charity ad for starving Africans than an sexy magazine spread.

An insider (the American and more exciting equivalent of the British 'source') said:

"Hef thinks the twins are every young man's fantasy."

But the Gollem-esque twins have declined. The insider continues:

"They’re all about high-end fashion these days. They want to do Vogue. Besides, the twins aren’t getting along right now. Ashley is jealous because Mary-Kate is getting all the acting roles."

Well we're sure we can think of some sexy twins Hef could use instead, like, er, the Cheeky Girls. No?

Maybe you can do better...

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COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 04 March 2008 said... you should just write a template story with the title "Hugh Hefner wants ......... to pose for Playboy" and then all you'd need to do is insert the name of whichever female celebrity the old cunt thinks is newsworthy this week in the title.
		TheMonk on Tue 04 March 2008 said... You offering to do it Tiiammii?
		chris69 on Tue 04 March 2008 said... fuck me, the one on the left looks like the joker (original) from batman
		nosensenofeeling on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Ross and Norris Mcwhirter.
		nosensenofeeling on Tue 04 March 2008 said... The McWhirters
		thingymabob on Tue 04 March 2008 said... i'm sorry HM but all that springs to mind is...meh!
		vitriol on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Never mind all that - the bloke behind them is being assaulted by a giant Bettenburg cake!!!
		chimmers on Tue 04 March 2008 said... chris69, I thought exactly the same thing when I saw the picture! They look repulsive
		diepiggy on Tue 04 March 2008 said... jesus christ what happened to them? they love like melted love dolls
		DickyM on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Ashley is jealous because Mary-Kate is getting all the acting roles..........did I miss something at thjis years Oscars
		dandyboy on Tue 04 March 2008 said... Fuck me, you'd see more meat in a Catholic house in rural Ireland on good Friday.
		BustySinclair on Wed 05 March 2008 said... striking resemblance to a pair of lemurs caught in the headlights
		milkplus on Wed 05 March 2008 said... The one on the left is the one on the right.... in 50 years. Or maybe 20 years.
		Bunglist on Wed 05 March 2008 said... I've got no standards whatsoever and would probably do both of them. Even the dead one
		Monalicious on Thu 06 March 2008 said... I couldn't look at a pic of them naked. It would be like looking at child porn! These girls have NO breast or butts. Just skin, bones, and nappy hair....... how do you think they stay popular with 10-12 year olds? They look like one!