HUGH SLEAZEBAG

Baked bean hurling 'actor' Hugh Grant racked off fellow diners the other evening when he slobbered all over his date while his pal stroked her thigh. He certainly knows how to treat a lady.

The humourless old boy, who is fast becoming a real contender for the Uncle Disgusting title, sloshed his tongue around a 'mystery' woman's mouth in full view of 'appalled' customers at the Roka restaurant.

I'm not surprised. Who wants to look up from their sushi to see Hugh Grant's crinkly old bag face mauling some poor cow.

"They sat on the sofa next to us with the girl in the middle. Soon, Hugh started snogging her full-on. Meanwhile the other guy was touching the girl's thigh. It was like Hugh accepted it," said an onlooker.

"Hugh put his fingers in her mouth. She was sucking his fingers."

And they say romance is dead.