HUFF ACTUALLY

Hugh Grant is great. He doesn't just make a tit out of himself. He makes a royal tit out of himself.

On a recent outing in Beverly Hills, everyone's favourite Just For Men twat threw a screaming barney at Liz Hurley #2 Jemima Khan when their overworked chauffeur was late picking them up. He stormed off in a fashion that one would expect a Hollyoaks tyke playing a girl who'd got their period for the first time might act. A Hollyoaks tyke playing a girl who'd got their period for the first time and having what those scriptwriters affectionately call an 'eppy', that is. You know - all arms flailing, turning round shouting at inanimate objects and generally being a tosser.

Obviously, he didn't just do it on any old road in Beverly Hills. Oh no. He did it on the very same one where he got shopped for getting a blowie off a prostitute over a decade ago. As if to say, if you haven't registered that I'm a twat now, have a little reminder of my past blunders.

What a loveable twat.