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HOLY MOLY'S ALTERNATIVE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET SEXY LIST

IT'S 4PM, WE'RE BORED...

HOLY MOLY'S ALTERNATIVE TO VICTORIA'S SECRET SEXY LIST

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Pant maker Victoria's Secret 'announced' today that the following people are sexy. So we thought we'd make a list of alternative suggestions of people who maybe aren't getting the attention they deserve...



  • Sexiest Male Athlete: Tony Romo
  • Sexiest Couple: Fergie and Josh Duhamel
  • Sexiest Style: Scarlett Johansson
  • Sexiest Smile: Ryan Seacrest
  • Sexiest Eyes: Kate Bosworth
  • Sexiest Legs: Ali Larter
  • Sexiest Mom: Victoria Beckham
  • Sexiest Dad: Justin Chambers
  • Sexiest Funnyman: Dane Cook
  • Sexiest Beach Body: Josh Holloway
  • Sexiest Lips: Jessica Biel
  • Sexiest Actress: Eva Mendes
  • Sexiest Actor: Eric Bana
  • Sexiest Female Musician: Rihanna
  • Sexiest Male Musician: Chris Brown
  • Sexiest Cast: Dirty Sexy Money
  • Sexiest Newcomer: Blake Lively
  • Sexiest Newlyweds: Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelly

Blah, blah, yeah yeah, they're all rather nice but here are some people we'd like to see in their pants, and some we wouldn't.

  • Michael Palin
  • The woman off Springwatch
  • Johnny Knoxville
  • The boy singer from 90s CBBC show North and South
  • Gemma Dobson from Byker Grove
  • Hunter from Gladiators
  • Surr Alan Sugar
  • Louis Theroux
  • Janet Ellis
  • Jon Snow
  • None of the Nolan sisters
  • Not Kerry Katona
  • Definitely Not Des O Connor
So that's old men and washed up TV mums then. Nice to have high aspirations isn't it?

COMMENTS
themong on Thu 31 January 2008 said...
wrong so many times
michaelpalin on Thu 31 January 2008 said...
I thank you
michaelpalin on Thu 31 January 2008 said...
I thank you
themong on Thu 31 January 2008 said...
THEMONG that bird from Tranformers (she's HOT) errm Mr HolyMoly (it will help with his insecurity)
rararasputin on Thu 31 January 2008 said...
I'd like to have Jon Snow and Paxman in a big threesome.
LuciferSam on Thu 31 January 2008 said...
Rihanna's neck is too LARGE.
framey on Thu 31 January 2008 said...
Victoria fucking Beckham? What a large headed, trout-faced mong.
Dubbadubbadubba on Thu 31 January 2008 said...
Woman from Springwatch? You mean Kate Humble, the saucy piece who's always got that just-had-a-roll-in-the-hay look? Would x 2043.
BustySinclair on Fri 01 February 2008 said...
"Pants maker" - nice double entendre Mr HM
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