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Holy Moly! posts the lyrics to Britney Spears' new song

Me against the music

Holy Moly! posts the lyrics to Britney Spears' new song

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We all know that Britney is fucking bonkers but just in case we forget, she has handily written some mental lyrics to a new song. Thanks for that, Britney.

Here are some lyrical highlights... (thanks to Perez Hilton).

"And if you desert me, baby boy
Don't you leave me in your crowd talking"

No. I can't imagine being left alone with Britney chewing her face off would be much fun either.

"Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won"

Yes. I think anyone who came out a relationship with her and saw her big baldy face would think, "I came out of that relationship quite well considering my ex-girlfriend shaved her head, flashed her bits and has been a fulltime lunatic for the past two years."

"So if you preferred the other one
She won't bring you the sun(son)"

Maybe she won't, but then she won't do all those mental things listed above.

Back to the drawing board then, Britney...

PS - The big lump of craziness is thinking of moving to London for a 'fresh start', so watch out!


COMMENTS
RoyKeane on Thu 23 August 2007 said...
Absolute, stark raving baldy fucking mentalist hobo
LunaticMinge on Thu 23 August 2007 said...
WTF is all the fuss about this spoon-fed fuckprick? You can see loads of these semi-Gothic frying pan-faced cumsponges any evening, Lambrini-sodden, stinking of illegal Spanish tabs and cavorting around any council estate Spar with some pubeless, ketchup-smelling illiterate gippo car-thieving wankthimble.
Drbendy on Thu 23 August 2007 said...
I think Lunatic Minge should write her song.
everblazin on Fri 24 August 2007 said...
She's gonna go one of two ways: 1. Go all evangelical Christian. 2. OD and die. Career-suicide or suicide-career. Can I have a job please Mr HolyGuacamole? I am funnier than you. Not as funny as LunaticMinge though. Give him/her the job instead. I bet your pay is shiteola.
lotusnz on Fri 24 August 2007 said...
shit site shit site shit site shit site my as well buy cunting HELLO
dandyboy on Fri 24 August 2007 said...
Dead in a trailer by the time she's thirty...
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