HOLY MOLY INTERVIEWS KERRY KATONA AT LAUNCH OF HER NEW TV SHOW

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Published on Fri 15 February 2008 by HOLYMOLY!

HOLY MOLY INTERVIEWS KERRY KATONA AT LAUNCH OF HER NEW TV SHOW

Kerry Katona held a 'Baby Shower' to launch her forthcoming MTV reality show and Holy Moly were invited along.

The only rule was, you had to bring her a present. Our present of 20 fags didn't exactly go down well (though MTV bottled out from giving her one funny persons present of a Delta Goodrem CD).

Word from our mole within the production is that Kerry has absolutely no friends (understandable when most of them flog stories about her) and has taken to hanging around the production crew as much as possible. Second, the catering provided to her and her family contained a wide variety of tasty and healthy grub.. they needn't have bothered as the ONLY thing eaten was curry, chips and rice. Even for breakfast.

Turns out that Kerry isn't much of a Holy Moly fan (video after the jump)...

Here's the Youtube version incase that one doesn't work...

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No offence Kerry, but you look completely off your fucking nut. What were you dipping your chips into?

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COMMENTS

		BustySinclair on Fri 15 February 2008 said... I'm staggered by the fact that someone who closely resembles a melted cabbage patch kid actually believes she is attractive.
		arsehole on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Looks like you're right, she's out of it, and so would that poor baby be.Someone should have carted her off for a drug test.... and what an uncouth cunt, stuffing her face and talking at the same time, made me feel fucking nauseous
		robbie22 on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Will she be able to pay her TAX BILL now or will she sign on income support and fuck right off.
		Carvillicious on Fri 15 February 2008 said... I think that video proves two things 1. Kerry is not on drugs and 2. The HM interviewer has great facial hair.
		yourmotherisaslag on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Jesus wept woman...she looks shitfaced.....let me guess - Bipolar medicine???
		HolyFuck on Fri 15 February 2008 said... OINK
		SpartacusMills on Fri 15 February 2008 said... "I want to show people I'm not always on drugs". Look at her fucking eyes!! A tip, you vile scratty council skiprat: When trying convince people you're not on first name terms with narcotics, its best not to have them virtually coming out of your ears at the time.
		HolyFuck on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Did she say something other than OINK?
		PaulieMafia on Fri 15 February 2008 said... She looks like Jabba the Hut. FFS, why did you have to zoom in on her flapping bin lid of a face so much?! And who the fuck is gonna buy Kerry Katona perfume?! Hahahaha
		RichardRichard on Fri 15 February 2008 said... She eats with her mouth open, you can take the woman out of the council estate, but......
		cuntychops on Fri 15 February 2008 said... put my post up, does nothing work on this site ? she comes across even worse in real life, she really is pond scum.
		tosswipe on Fri 15 February 2008 said... fuck me she could gurn for britain...looks like les dawsons mother in law....
		tommog on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Few sights more concerning than a heavily pregnant woman slurring her speech and gurning. If you're reading this Kerry, sort it out!
		milkplus on Fri 15 February 2008 said... She is just a total fucking disgrace
		nospoons on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Coughs Simon Amstell tribute act Coughs
		Dollydagger on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Snorting for two now
		itsjustsomoving on Fri 15 February 2008 said... She's digusting.
		itsjustsomoving on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Kerry, you disgust people.
		Carvillicious on Fri 15 February 2008 said... "les dawsons mother in law" hahahaha
		Gakfaced on Fri 15 February 2008 said... My names not Gary!! How dare you, I love that damn woman!
		darkfung on Fri 15 February 2008 said... How can she possibly afford to be off her face all the time - surely her money must have run out by now ???????
		Clerk on Fri 15 February 2008 said... she looks like julie walters' two soups creation
		infiniteloop on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Pauliemafia, OBVIOUSLY to look for cokebogies.
		dearlord on Fri 15 February 2008 said... That's repulsive. I've seen pigs better looking and with far better eating habits. Money doesn't buy class obv!!
		Token Heterosexual on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Bet her neck smelled like the rind off an overripe Edam.
		Addis on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Whilst Kerry made me feel like I might sick in my mouth the interviewer is lush!
		Kermit on Fri 15 February 2008 said... How Hillarious!!!! she's totally chewing her face off, gurning for Britain indeed and her poor is zigzaging like crazy!! the bint is a total disgrace, how can she keep procreating in such a state....??? don't even get me started on her thin lipped skanky boyfriend... ANOTHER CHEEKY LINE KERRY???
		skummymummy on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Piss-taking, gak-snorting lying cunt. Why am I even commenting on this worthless piece of shit?
		karentp on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Couldn't watch it all - made me feel sick, she's so obviously off her tits. I'm honestly lost for words ....
		POOSTRIPE on Fri 15 February 2008 said... scumbags.
		Plodder on Fri 15 February 2008 said... Gurning Bitch. I love the line; "Have you got a cold Kerry?"
		personunavailable on Fri 15 February 2008 said... The comment I posted on this story went walkabouts. And I thought I couldn't be any more pissed off with this site...
		nepenthe on Sat 16 February 2008 said... Why does the jowly media hound keep pouting like that? Reminds me of a fish (or should that be a beached whale) gasping for air on a hot day.
		Frenchie on Sat 16 February 2008 said... The interviewer is class! Soooo funny! Kerry Katona is a complete arse. All hail the Holy Moly interviewer! x
		DPolwarth on Mon 18 February 2008 said... Have a look at Mrs. Katona in the top photo. I tell you what she reminds me of - those deep water fish with the turned up mouths and the funny bobble on their head. I believe they call them angler fish. Then again, she does resemble the predator with his mask off, too - perhaps she'll snarl in a moment and her mouth will split into four parts.
		DPolwarth on Mon 18 February 2008 said... And who's the bloke in that photo? What's she doing posing with her grandfather? Are they in a nursing home, or something?
		Sluggo on Tue 19 February 2008 said... Why have MTV actually paid good dollar to this women????there are thousands of interesting and talented people out there, that actually do something good with their life. She looks pretty drunk throughout the interview and looks breathless(probably from all the chips she has eaten), why can't she just piss off and except that she is completely talentless, and should get a job in a chippy!!!every time i see the advert for her show it grinds my bones with annoyance, she says she wants to be liked, then fuck off and stop going on tv where everyone hates you, doesn't she realise the more she goes on tv the more she will be hated??she really is completely stupid!!!Lastly doesn't anybody see the resembulence to Orson the pig from garfield???Again for the sanity of everyone in britain please Kerry, just fuck off!!!!!!!!
		Xiano on Thu 28 February 2008 said... So was the stick mic just a prop then? Shoot the sound man...
		HOLYMOLY! on Thu 28 February 2008 said... yeah - the bloody battery ran out - sorry :(
		themong on Fri 29 February 2008 said... I'm her fan.